Cliches to Live By

[Erasmus]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than..."

 

[Crunchtyme]

Never stand in front of someone who is going to shoot, or behind someone who is going to shi*

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Only a dead fish swims with the current all the time.

Oh, things are frequently what they seem
And this is wisdom's crown:
Only the game fish swims upstream,
But the sensible fish swims down.

-- Ogden Nash

 

[11x11x]

too light to fight, too heavy to run...

 

[Thomas Linton]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than..."

. . . a splitting headache.

 

[samuel5090]

have to have a frontal lobotamy

 

[Thomas Linton]

have to have a frontal lobotamy

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." Leonardo da Vinci

(A frontal lobotamay is . . . .)

 

[Old CW4]

Always remember the ping-pong ball on a string.

 

[Thomas Linton]

Always remember the ping-pong ball on a string.

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(I Googled every version I could imagine with no joy. )

 

[baldtaco-II]

A friend in need is a pest.

 

[nifegrinder]

the way to a man's heart is through his sternum

 

[street soldier]

"Fatigue makes cowards of us all."
Vince Lombardi

 

[nifegrinder]

if you can make it fool proof then we can build you a better fool

 

[Watchful]

if you can make it fool proof then we can build you a better fool

My brother always cautioned: "You can foolproof everything, but you can't damn-foolproof anything."

 

[Thomas Linton]

Enter total annual income on Line 1EZ.

 

[UffDa]

Never squat with your spurs on.

 

[UffDa]

Never squat with your spurs on.

BF is running very
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[Thorrg]

"If you are up to your eyes in shi*, don't open your mouth." <--Heard that one from my Dad.

"Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good at the time, but in the end you realized you've only f*cked yourself." <--- heard that from my friend's dad.

"Turn your face towards the sun and the shadows fall behind you." <-- Some proverb

 

[Esav Benyamin]

At the end of the day, little men cast long shadows.

 

[gadgetgeek]

according to my Dad, the more ammo you carry, the less game you will see. somehow, it always seemed to work that way.