Cliches to Live By

Esav Benyamin

Esav Benyamin

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
 
The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good company, good conversation, are the happiest people in the world. And they are not only happy in themselves, they are the cause of happiness in others." William Lyon Phelps

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
 
"Give a man a fish,feed him for a day~Teach a man to fish,feed him for life"
 
There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved with the proper application of high explosives.
 
The invention of Mothers was a necessity.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Thoughts from the rubber room -- written in indelible think.
 
“Go out and tie the dog loose and don’t forget to outen the light.” :D
 
“Kissin’ wears out, cooking don’t”

“No woman can be happy with less than seven to cook for”

“A plump wife and a big barn never did any man harm”

“He who has a secret dare not tell it to his wife”

“Ve get too soon oldt, und too late schmart”
:D
 
"Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference."


 
Forgiveness is always easier to get than permission.
 
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