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Congrats Cabra!
Wish you guys all the best!




Thanks guys.
BBT: you bet I'm using a Horton for the cake.

Hahahahahaha
you better check with the boss first
no more decisions on your own any more
them thar days are gone :D
 
Congrats Cabra!
Wish you guys all the best!






Hahahahahaha
you better check with the boss first
no more decisions on your own any more
them thar days are gone :D

LOL I being doing it for 5 years now man....I guess its time to make it "right"....what ever that means....
In any case.....I want to see the faces when I take out the big chopper and go for the cake. I know my brother and some guys will be expecting something to happen.
 
So....it is official....
I'm getting married. We don't have the exact date yet but it will be soon.
She is happy, my mother is happy, dad is like.....dad and I'm scare shitless.
Just wanted to let you Hortonians know, as I spend a good amount of my time with you brothers.

One vagina for the rest of your life.....way to think it through!













Just kidding man. Congrats! Now you need a shoulder rig for the horton so you can wear it under your tux.
 
what you mean is
"she hasnt decided yet"
You got it there.

I bet he meant she just hasn't decided which Horton to use to cut the cake.
I think she will leave that to me.

One vagina for the rest of your life.....way to think it through!













Just kidding man. Congrats! Now you need a shoulder rig for the horton so you can wear it under your tux.
Thanks man, the rig is not a bad Idea, at all...
 
aimed towards Cabra


A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain
out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I
think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself. God loves
drunk
people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the Swing," replied the drunk..
 
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