Not a bad review, nothing truly unexpected, though I might have expected the tip of the 3V ones to be a little tougher than the tips of the SK5 ones, the tips are pretty pointy and goood at penetrating penetration resistant materials by design I suppose. How sharp and pointy they are, and how well they slice stuff with the hollow grind are two of the things I like about both models, but just like with the Fallkniven A1 and S1, very similar style knives, I too prefer them rehandled. And I can't say about the 3V SRK but the swedge on my 3V recon scout was one of the sharpest obtuse grinds I've ever had on a knife with a swedge. And to me, yes the older handles felt much better.
Passive-aggressive much? But otherwise ok review. The SRK has a long standing reputation as a knife that will do everything but doesn’t excel at anything.
None of your findings shock me at all, but your reluctance to find more knife enjoyment by hacking and batonning large trees with knives is puzzling.
LOL, at 60 and (judging by the looks of his hands) much older than the OP, I've found that hacking at batonning anything unnecessarily has become less and less fun as I have gotten older... and have gotten out of a toxic marriage and a toxic career, and don't hate huge chunks of my life anymore

but I do remember some of it fondly

It's probably a good thing that I no longer do R&D for knife comanies and knife magazines
Plus living in the Southeast US, and having grown up in the everglades, I prefer to look like a normal woodsman who knows his environment and not field an axe or a hatchet I'll never need to use, and take a machete if I expect to be chopping shelter poles or the like. However, I do need to baton pine knots now and then for wet weather fire starter here in a temperate rain forest, and I refuse to carry a fixed blade that can't handle that as I've done it with Moras...
Not a fan of the rubber handle, don't trust it. I did find the shape of it comfortable though (I lock blocky handles).
Here we're sort of on the same page, sort of not. I am in fact, a fan of the feel of the kraton handles, especially in the cold season, but like you I don't trust them in the long term. I'ved love the Trail Master, Recon Scout, and the SRKs I've had, and I've had them all but the 3V version of the SRK. But I haven't seen any long term reviews of woods / field work with them over several years, and I just can't make myself trust them to not stretch and loosen up over years of hard use, and always sell them off of gift them after a year or two. And I hate that lack of trust, as I really do love the Trailmaster, I've had 4 or them.