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Meh...all of the dumb. None of the infectious joy of LT twinkle-toeing in a violent murderous circle of sword and meat. GSM's marketing just seems so haphazard and unfocused compared to the old vids from a decade past:
Look, there is a guy hiking toward the camera with a stick...for some reason. Oh his name is...it's..Stick Man..? Stickman? Stick-Man? OK, really?..
Ah look he's bringing the Pepperidge Farms commercial angle. Asking what classic CS we would like to see brought back from the dead. This GSM, man! They seem a regular Joe, like me! You know, an aggressive investment/purchasing firm you could grab a beer with.
LT releases a hostage video as proof (heh) of life as he blinks out "help me" in Morse Code that he and AD are totally not being kept in an undisclosed location until the ink dries.
Ohhhh look at the pretty girl! Hey she's really talented, maybe we should focus on tha...nah? OK knuckle-dragging it is, I guess. Stay classy.
LT gushes about various models of knives that GSM is still having produced and claims each to be more deadly than the last...because that is the only reason to buy a CS product.
Friendly Neighborhood Stick-Man goes ballistic chopping, slashing, and throwing the product showing his skill but none of the close ups of undamaged products like LT did.
And I know it's old stock, but that zombie video is eyerolling. TBH, Cold Steel's marketing has been a disjointed dumpster fire for the last 3 or years.
Look, there is a guy hiking toward the camera with a stick...for some reason. Oh his name is...it's..Stick Man..? Stickman? Stick-Man? OK, really?..
Ah look he's bringing the Pepperidge Farms commercial angle. Asking what classic CS we would like to see brought back from the dead. This GSM, man! They seem a regular Joe, like me! You know, an aggressive investment/purchasing firm you could grab a beer with.
LT releases a hostage video as proof (heh) of life as he blinks out "help me" in Morse Code that he and AD are totally not being kept in an undisclosed location until the ink dries.
Ohhhh look at the pretty girl! Hey she's really talented, maybe we should focus on tha...nah? OK knuckle-dragging it is, I guess. Stay classy.
LT gushes about various models of knives that GSM is still having produced and claims each to be more deadly than the last...because that is the only reason to buy a CS product.
Friendly Neighborhood Stick-Man goes ballistic chopping, slashing, and throwing the product showing his skill but none of the close ups of undamaged products like LT did.
And I know it's old stock, but that zombie video is eyerolling. TBH, Cold Steel's marketing has been a disjointed dumpster fire for the last 3 or years.