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Les,
I am serious in my desire to invest. To be PERFECTLY clear of my intent:
This is my no risk emergency fund that banks are currently offering less than 3% annual return in a guaranteed CD or Treasury note.
I do not have a personal attorney that can create a contract by my request to satisfy my need, and I suspect if I were to hire one, the associated fee would take a large amount of my anticipated return.
I prefer NOT to take posession of any knives, only the $11,000 return.
If you are sincere, I could probably create the paperwork and as long as it is signed by you and a witness, that should suffice.
Essentially, it only needs to specify that I will entrust you with $10,000 to be invested by you, and you will provide $11,000 in return at the end of 12 months or sooner.
I have no desire to be involved in confrontational or differences of opinion discussions, but 10% GUARANTEED return is a VERY attractive investment.
Peter
Careful...Guarantees work until they dont. If a custom-knife math equation existed guaranteeing 10% return 100% of the time, we;d have a LOT more pure-investment types running around here.
For small sums, its a decent idea though. You give Les 10K and then he puts that 10K into custom knives that he will buy at less than market prices, which he will quickly turn over for a profit. He gives you 10% and keeps the rest of the markup. He wins, You win....
...until something in the economy actually changes enough to heavily influence the number of custom knives being sold...then you better hope that 100 other people didnt also jump at the good deal and whatever you have in writing will hold up in court.
Excerpt:
"J.D. from Get Rich Slowly had a reader ask where I can I find a guaranteed return of 10%. The short answer is that there is no place where you can get a guarantee of 10%. If they were common, no one would be buying treasuring bonds, CDs, or putting money in high-interest savings accounts at much cheaper rates. In fact, if a 10% guaranteed investment did exist, and it was easy for the common man to get it, inflation would adjust upwards of that 10% level. Business owners would realize they could be more profitable taking that guaranteed return rather than taking a risk that their business would outperform it. Some would probably just quit the business all together, but others would simply charge more for their products, because they are inherently taking more risk."