Combat Chopsticks prototype

They need to be super stealth aka Electric Pink Hello Kitty model that alone increases their lethality by 1k pts!
 
peterbright said:
For stealth place a set of plastic cheaters on the sharp ends
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Good idea. They could be like the scabbard of the formidable Kampilan sword, of the Philippines, which was sheathed between two thin strips of wood loosely bound with string. This way the sword didn't even have to be unsheathed when faced with sudden combat - one just had to swing or parry with the blade and the disposable scabbard fell apart off of the sword.
 
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palonej said:
Pretty sure you would need a CC permit for those horrific weapons!!
One other thing Mecha......I'm almost positive the Peaceant dude got the patent on them already. Sorry.
😬😬
Joe
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Nooooooo! X[

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How much would a pair this size cost?

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If I ever run afoul of the Yakuza and they send a bunch of sumo guys after me, I might need something more substantial...:D
 
ooh patent wars: battle chopsticks you could keep the posterior, for example there are a ton of chopstick patents out like "chopsticks" plus correction* training* etc. So just have to maybe change the anterior to something else.
 
How about combat self-defense chopsticks that have a .22 round in each end? Sort of like the old "shotgun shell in the end of a cane" trick.
 
Any way you can fit a fisher space pen refill in it? Kill Triads, eat spicy tuna rolls, give Geishas your phone number or sign the bill even while upside down.
 
Ohh like a chopsticks multi-tools, I'd probably get more use out those than a sak or swiss army pliers :P
 
Mecha said:
How about combat self-defense chopsticks that have a .22 round in each end? Sort of like the old "shotgun shell in the end of a cane" trick.
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Sounds more like suicide chopsticks.

You wont have many repeat customers.

On the upside, 'Suicide Chopsticks' makes for a great band name.
 
Love it!!!!

Mecha......will there be an automatic, or assisted, version made available??? Only where an auto is legal, of course.
Joe
 
palonej said:
Pretty sure you would need a CC permit for those horrific weapons!!
One other thing Mecha......I'm almost positive the Peaceant dude got the patent on them already. Sorry.
😬😬
Joe
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His have grade 2, 3/4" nuts on them though.

You're in the clear mecha! What's the retail on a fine pair of potential life savers?
 
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