How about a few?
-"Who would have guessed it would take mere flatulence to bring death to its knees? Quick I need a follow-up for the 1-2 knockout."
-"give a man two pair and he is happy for a minute, give him a hug from a crouching man wearing a scream mask and he is happy for life"
-"two pair and two fingers will make even the hardest cowboy crack a smile..."
-"look, I know I lost the bet but do I really have to wear the mask too?"
-"When the Death went down to Wauseon, he left this part out......"
-"I've looked everywhere and I still can't find the knife!"
-"Two Pair Aces High Another pair of fingers low, one hand up on the hips, where's the other gonna go?"