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[Beckerhead83]

" Ha ha ha, read em and weep boys a full house! Dang Im good at this!

 

[Béma]

Heh, Heh, Heh!
I don´t care who you are..
My elbow says that you´ll only get scraps from the trough today!

 

[Need2Know]

Bend over to the front...touch your toes...bounce your A## up n down...& get low...get low..

 

[meluck]

Just practicing for dancing with the stars.

 

[Need2Know]

No...like this...it's all in the hips.

 

[Need2Know]

I put my hand up on your hip...when I dip, you dip, we dip....

Wait, why you not dippin?

 

[Arakiel]

withdrawn due to similarity

 

[gentemanndvm]

"Dead Man's Handy"

 

[DeAdEyE956]

"I got 2 pairs for ya, get on your knees for making those crappy movies"

"Noooooooo Kennny rogers and/or santa claus on Texas vacation "

 

[Minibear464]

I'm sorry, I meant that my cards were bleeding! (as in showing your cards to someone..)

 

[Need2Know]

"Winning!"

 

[gak]

Ok we're safe, the button popped on your jeans and killed 'em both !

 

[gak]

You know what makes me scream ? When people buy a thousand dollar handgun and a 5 dollar watch...

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

All I can picture is "Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers and this is Jackass"... Based on the MadTV skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk Not Safe For Work (A little language and fake violence)

 

[bernie84]

"What do you mean, that's not your hand!!!!"

 

[Noe Leather]

"Where's the beef?"

 

[gak]

Two pair ?! We're playing Bridge ! I swear you make me wanna SCREAM !

 

[Over Kill]

The contest to see who's costume is more original got a little out of hand.

 

[drbarnes]

Scream mask guy: "Do you know what you call a Jamaican proctologist?"
Waz: "I dont know, I give up."
Scream mask guy: "Pok-e-mon"
Waz: "Bwahahahahahahahahahah"

 

[gak]

Santa, you just gambled away the Christmas present fund ! Even I'm not that evil !