"Counter-terrorism" knives??

[ron finkbeiner jr]

Hard to beat a Spartan Blades knife.

 

[Houlahound]

Oh yeahhh, we gonna Draxx them Terries sklounst. Draxx 'em reeeeal sklounts.
So glad you posted this, been referencing this for a while but people have not seen it and just thought I was a maniac

These terms have spilled over into real life for me - I can confirm it doesn't help at all when you try to explain it.

Good to know at least one other person that gets it.

 

[scdub]

Wait - $6,000 knife and someone decided to pair it with a Mag Light!

Or is that TWO Mag Lights!!?!?

 

[GAGL]

There can really be no argument. Best anti-terror knife:

Hate to break it to you but that's not a genuine SAK.

This is what i was issued:


Btw. the blade is really bad for cutting cheese...i don't know what they were thinking...

 

[A.L.]

Hate to break it to you but that's not a genuine SAK.

This is what i was issued:
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Btw. the blade is really bad for cutting cheese...i don't know what they were thinking...

The serrations are for baguettes, duh!

 

[GAGL]

The serrations are for baguettes, duh!

No,baguettes are french...we eat "Weggli" here.They look like little buns...Terrorists hate them.

 

[Another Shepherd]

I wonder what knife a drone pilot carries?

Victorinox Cyber Tool​

 

[Corton93]

You know, I go to fpds.gov and see contracts for Buck Knives, Strider Knives, Emerson Knives, Mission Knives, and a few others; but no Winkler knives. I also see procurements for knives from Lowes, Knifecenter, etc. Sorting by contracting agency we see that USSOCOM has contracted knives from Reeve, SOG, Tactical and Survival Specialties (sheaths in this case), Complete Packaging and Shipping, and of course Strider.

Searching for the words 'winkler' and 'tool' yields a number of hits for contracts with W+D machinery out of Shawnee Kansas. Turns out thats the US office for a mail solutions company...

Must be part of those super secret squirrel black ops procurements. But hey, I can't find Cold Steel in there either and I know SEALs have carried those, though I presume they just bought them at the Exchange.

I dug around a bit, did find one singular contract for Winkler from May 2018, listed as "safety and rescue equipment", it was placed by the Air Force but funding agency was USSOCOM. Was for breaching axes.. sounds like possible secret squirrel shit to me

 

[cbach8tw]

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Wait - $6,000 knife and someone decided to pair it with a Mag Light!

Or is that TWO Mag Lights!!?!?

looks like a bear trap.

 

[EngrSorenson]

looks like a bear trap.

I think you mean it needs a bear trap.

 

[Danke42]

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Wait - $6,000 knife and someone decided to pair it with a Mag Light!

Or is that TWO Mag Lights!!?!?

Two is one and one is none.

That's the first thing they teach you.

 

[Sidehill Gouger]

If anyone wants to real a ton of references to SEAL Team 6 using Winkler tomahawks try "Code over Country" by Matthew Cole. By the way, from Dick Marcinko to the present, SEAL team 6 comes off looking pretty bad.