Curious as to waht exactly Mr. Clifton is researching?

The subject of my colleague Jim's research is a secret. If you donate a khukuri to him there's no telling what he might do with it.

Unlike my colleague's research, my own research project is public, and even publicized! My current project is investigating how many knives can fit in my house. I'm already planning a new project to begin soon after the completion of my current research -- that will require larger facilities.....

Why not donate your khukuris to me? If you send them to me, you'll know what I'm doing with them!
 
He is scientifically researching ways to add to his collection. I've heard tell that down in those dark caves he has been actively attempting to breed and grow his collection in pools filled with secretly treated soap bubbles. Of course, nothing has been substantiated except for his serious HIKV affliction; but, he contantly seems to be testing new khukuries to see if one of them works out.
 
BTW,

Unlike some of my distinguished collegues, I have decide to turn to the higher pursuits of charity.

I will soon announce the grand opening of a new home for disenfranchised Khukuries. A safe place where the unwanted Ks of the world can feel safely at home. If anyone should come across such an unfortunate khukri, please send it to me and I will mobilize the forces of good to rescue the unfortunate thing.

n2s
Home for disenfranchised khukuries
 
I hate to say this Jim, but your biggest supporter in this debate was Bella, if I'm not mistaken. She herself isn't the most stable individual out there.... :D
 
Ah so many fellow researchers out there.:):D:D We'll have to get together and have a researcher convention :p :D
 
I think our esteemed researcher has retired to the cave for the weekend. But lookout Monday AM. He always emerges from the bowels of the cave in a very foul mood. He doesn't like the light!!!! Or anything else for that matter.
 
Sounds like a comment on his claims to kindliness, gentle age and lack of infection.....CAVE GAS!!!
 
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N2S:

Have you seen the latest federal and state regulations for group homes? The service manual alone runs to over 300 pages not counting the monthly changes and updates that average from 15 to 25 pages every month.

Obviously you will require close supervision to remain within standards. 40 hours a week minimum, plus emergency callouts.

s/ Russell L. Slate, ( former )Tribal Licencing Director and Compliance Officer, Walker River Nation.

And Bobwill:

Regarding Donna "Bella" Datura, you really need to read the Teachings of Don Juan, the mexican Yaqui shaman and philosophrer and eater of Jimson weed.
 
...the ASPCK (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Khukuries) comes knocking. They are probably busy with TISMI right now.
 
...the cheaper it is to do research. You don't get very far though. But do you care? :)
 
"The great advantage of peyote over Heineken is that it is free for the picking" ( as is, may I add, room and board if you get caught ).
 
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