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If you cross the north korean border illegally
you get 12 years hard labor.


If you cross the iranian border illegally
you are detained indefinitely.


If you cross the afghan border illegally,
you get shot.


If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally
you will be jailed.


If you cross the chinese border illegally
you may never be heard from again.


If you cross the venezuelan border illegally
you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.


If you cross the cuban border illegally
you will be thrown into political prison to rot.


If you cross the canadian border illegally you get ...
A job,
a drivers license,
social insurance card,
welfare,
food stamps,
credit cards,
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
free education,
free health care,
a lobbyist in ottawa
billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect in canada .
And, in many instances, you can vote.
 
Paulinski said:
If you cross the canadian border illegally you get ...
A job,
a drivers license,
social insurance card,
welfare,
food stamps,
credit cards,
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
free education,
free health care,
a lobbyist in ottawa
billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect in canada .
And, in many instances, you can vote.
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Why do you think I've been working so hard on my sea kayaking skills?
 
Paulinski said:
If you cross the north korean border illegally
you get 12 years hard labor.


If you cross the iranian border illegally
you are detained indefinitely.


If you cross the afghan border illegally,
you get shot.


If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally
you will be jailed.


If you cross the chinese border illegally
you may never be heard from again.


If you cross the venezuelan border illegally
you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.


If you cross the cuban border illegally
you will be thrown into political prison to rot.


If you cross the UNITED STATES border illegally you get ...
A job,
a drivers license,
social insurance card,
welfare,
food stamps,
credit cards,
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
free education,
free health care,
a lobbyist in WASHINGTON
billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect in the UNITED STATES .
And, in many instances, you can vote.
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there ya go pauli. fixed it for ya;):rolleyes:
 
fishing?
you slacker
how about all those poor immigrant citizens of Des Moines
whos gonna drive them from the bar to their home?
whos gonna bring them bags of groceries and tickets
to the latest sporting events?
shame on you,fishing,pfffft
get back to work
 
Some .530 for Pauli



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If you stack my 3 cleaver on top of each other you are still less than .530".:eek:


... and I thought my .310" cleaver was thick. Better start working out Pauli.:D:cool:
 
Paulinski said:
If you cross the north korean border illegally
you get 12 years hard labor.


If you cross the iranian border illegally
you are detained indefinitely.


If you cross the afghan border illegally,
you get shot.


If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally
you will be jailed.


If you cross the chinese border illegally
you may never be heard from again.


If you cross the venezuelan border illegally
you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.


If you cross the cuban border illegally
you will be thrown into political prison to rot.


If you cross the canadian border illegally you get ...
A job,
a drivers license,
social insurance card,
welfare,
food stamps,
credit cards,
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
free education,
free health care,
a lobbyist in ottawa
billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect in canada .
And, in many instances, you can vote.
Click to expand...

U.S.A aint really any different. Just dont forget to pay your taxes to fund all of this!
 
Whew.:rolleyes:

Finally home after 16 hour day. What do I find?? Camp 2 .... :eek::D:D

Just in time. Have to rise at 3 am to hit the airport for a multi-week trip. But not before fondling the Camp 2.

I may have found my ultimate chopper. Platinum edge, great forward balance, enormous inertial mass (but not too much for me), and maybe the best chopper handle I've ever gripped -- just right for my paws and NO hot spots at all.

Wife made me put it down in the office before I started chopping random pieces of dining room furniture.:) You just wait till I get back home ...

Dr. Horton, you're a knife-grinding, dog-teasing, rifle-firing, flashlight-blinding, motorcycle-riding genius. Certified.:thumbup:
 
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