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Well, we talk about everythig else from underwear, chiggers, girl friends, health, wealth and relationship issues --- here is a stupid problem that is bugging me.
For about the last thee YEARS!
Have an incredibly resistant wart on the end of my finger, peeking out from under the edge of my fingernail. Left hand, longest finger, the one I show bad drivers in traffic!
OK, I have tried.
1. Wart stuff from the drug store. Salicycilic(sp) acid? --- worked a little bit.
2. Dermatologist --- Heidi at Kaiser. She said, no kidding, "I am Cherman und this vill hurt!" She grabbed my finger and hit it with liquid nitrogen I thought I was going to die. Thought about hitting her, but she outweighed me and was very muscular. (I am 210lbs). Later I am soaking it in a glass of ice water at a Waffle House with tears of pain streaming down my face. In a week the end of my finger came off in a huge blister. Two months later the wart was back.
3. Back to Kaiser for a DIFFERENT dermatologist. More liquid Nitrogen, but better focussed. Still a big blister and the wart was back in a month.
4. Back to Kaiser. This time some kind of bug juice. Big blister, wart came off -- back in a moth.
5. Back to Kaiser --- om a first name basis with Marilyn the Dermatoligist. More bug juice, but first a slice of the wart to be examined to see if it was cancerous. --- worried like hell for a week but nopers, no kind of cancer, just a wart. Came back in a month.
6. Marllyn says that warts are viral and my body wants to keep growing one there for some weird reason. "Got to teach your body it does not want to keep growing this wart back." -- Out came the Novacaine and heavy surgery on the end of my finger -- three months later (now) it is peeking out again.
Stump water? Shaman cures? Curses? Smoke? Frog pee? Buckshot? Ndn cures? (Help, Yvsa!)
I am open to suggestions!
For about the last thee YEARS!
Have an incredibly resistant wart on the end of my finger, peeking out from under the edge of my fingernail. Left hand, longest finger, the one I show bad drivers in traffic!
OK, I have tried.
1. Wart stuff from the drug store. Salicycilic(sp) acid? --- worked a little bit.
2. Dermatologist --- Heidi at Kaiser. She said, no kidding, "I am Cherman und this vill hurt!" She grabbed my finger and hit it with liquid nitrogen I thought I was going to die. Thought about hitting her, but she outweighed me and was very muscular. (I am 210lbs). Later I am soaking it in a glass of ice water at a Waffle House with tears of pain streaming down my face. In a week the end of my finger came off in a huge blister. Two months later the wart was back.
3. Back to Kaiser for a DIFFERENT dermatologist. More liquid Nitrogen, but better focussed. Still a big blister and the wart was back in a month.
4. Back to Kaiser. This time some kind of bug juice. Big blister, wart came off -- back in a moth.
5. Back to Kaiser --- om a first name basis with Marilyn the Dermatoligist. More bug juice, but first a slice of the wart to be examined to see if it was cancerous. --- worried like hell for a week but nopers, no kind of cancer, just a wart. Came back in a month.
6. Marllyn says that warts are viral and my body wants to keep growing one there for some weird reason. "Got to teach your body it does not want to keep growing this wart back." -- Out came the Novacaine and heavy surgery on the end of my finger -- three months later (now) it is peeking out again.
Stump water? Shaman cures? Curses? Smoke? Frog pee? Buckshot? Ndn cures? (Help, Yvsa!)
I am open to suggestions!