Dark Ops Knives Vindicator Covert Attack Knife

Tongue-in-cheek, foot-in-mouth, what the heck!

Just buy a smatchet!
 
I would love a Tactismatchet. I would settle for a smatchet, though.:D

The best thing about a Tactismatchet is that there is tons of room for lettering on the blade. Becuase you know....the more text there is on a blade...the more Tacti- it is.

Also if we are gonna make a Tactismatchet....we might as well make the Bushcraftismatchet. It would be the same thing...just don't coat it.
 
Best thing about the Smatchet is that you can prepare bacon on it in-between de-animations!
 
Anyone from Dark Ops monitor this forum?

We'll know next year when they offer the Double-Bladed Tactismatchet with knuckleduster handle and auto ice-pick pommel, Duracoated with Amazonian tree frog poison.
 
Best thing about the Smatchet is that you can prepare bacon on it in-between de-animations!

You are getting confused. have you been drinking already?

You cook bacon on the Bushcraftismatchet. (Great for a whole fish too!)
You de-animate with the Tactismatchet.

Different animals.
 
You are getting confused. have you been drinking already?

You cook bacon on the Bushcraftismatchet. (Great for a whole fish too!)
You de-animate with the Tactismatchet.

Different animals.

Hmmm, valid point!

After conferring with my R&D department propeller-heads, we have come up with a brilliant solution. By printing "for Bushcraft" on one blade side and "for de-Animation" on the other, I can get hard-use functionality out of a battle-ready blade!
 
Hmmm, valid point!

After conferring with my R&D department propeller-heads, we have come up with a brilliant solution. By printing "for Bushcraft" on one blade side and "for de-Animation" on the other, I can get hard-use functionality out of a battle-ready blade!

Also a valid point. I guess I was thinking about marketing down the line. If we might want to sell the things down the line...we would want both models. Especially if the only difference is the coating.

If we're gonna sell 'em....You what else we need? Proprietary steel. Just take 420J2 and call it CWL-37 or something like that. That always works.
 
When is NutnFancy going to do a review on this beaut? I'd pay good money for a NutnFancy Special version of this.

Also, DarkOps needs to take advice from Mantis. This knife deserves a laser.
 
I was going to pick up several pieces from their line......














.....but I don't have the security clearance...
 
Do Smell a Bladeforums Bushcraftitactismatchet in the works? Well here is the design! The Smatchet is now 100X more effective! Pay no attention to the Waves, as they are part of the Design.

Bushcraftitactismatchet And Bacon Cooker
Proprietary CWL-37 Steel at a super hard RC 50
Laser Guided Handle
Ice Pick Built in
Thumbpad for Instant Friendly Identification
Mini Taser Pommel

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Feel free to add on to this beauty.
 
Do Smell a Bladeforums Bushcraftitactismatchet in the works? Well here is the design! The Smatchet is now 100X more effective! Pay no attention to the Waves, as they are part of the Design.

Bushcraftitactismatchet And Bacon Cooker
Proprietary CWL-37 Steel at a super hard RC 50
Laser Guided Handle
Ice Pick Built in
Thumbpad for Instant Friendly Identification
Mini Taser Pommel

2cp3x1u.jpg


Feel free to add on to this beauty.

hahaha. All it needs now is a paracord wrapped handle, and we are good to go!
 
Do Smell a Bladeforums Bushcraftitactismatchet in the works? Well here is the design! The Smatchet is now 100X more effective! Pay no attention to the Waves, as they are part of the Design.

Bushcraftitactismatchet And Bacon Cooker
Proprietary CWL-37 Steel at a super hard RC 50
Laser Guided Handle
Ice Pick Built in
Thumbpad for Instant Friendly Identification
Mini Taser Pommel

2cp3x1u.jpg


Feel free to add on to this beauty.

You do need to put a wave on that.
 
Found this picture online, a "Tactical Opinel."

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Add some thumb-eating teeth to the back of the blade and a patented "StabYourOwnLeg" spike on the handle end, and this would be a huge seller.
Dork Oops, are you listening?
 
Do Smell a Bladeforums Bushcraftitactismatchet in the works? Well here is the design! The Smatchet is now 100X more effective! Pay no attention to the Waves, as they are part of the Design.

Bushcraftitactismatchet And Bacon Cooker
Proprietary CWL-37 Steel at a super hard RC 50
Laser Guided Handle
Ice Pick Built in
Thumbpad for Instant Friendly Identification
Mini Taser Pommel

2cp3x1u.jpg


Feel free to add on to this beauty.
Ahahahahaha...awesome! :D
 
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