Dark-Ops, The future of knives

Wasn't that his name? Frank Miller or someting, once a respected knife maker? Pardon me if I got it wrong.
 
"The handle is made of a low-durometer, high tensile aramid composite that is impervious to everything from aviation fuel to Al Qaeda body fluids."

"The black Titanium CarboNitride (TiCN) vacuum deposited finish is designed to shed the micro-fine airborne sand of Middle-Eastern deserts." :jerkit: :barf:
 
"...allowing for a reverse grip with an astonishing six linear inches of surface area!"

Oh, I just bet it does.
 
i have no idea what this thread is about but :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:
 
SubaruSTi said:
"The handle is made of a low-durometer, high tensile aramid composite that is impervious to everything from aviation fuel to Al Qaeda body fluids."
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Wow, that's unacceptable. Somebody needs to write these jackasses a letter or something.
 
Their designs are silly looking. Their advertising is just ridiculous. I can't speak for their quality but I'm not willing to give them my money to find out.
 
What's all this talk of body fluids and six linear inches? My guess is that the guy they pay to write their ads write grocery store romance novels as his day job. Seriously though I can't say I've ever handled one myself. Valid point though on the "extra baggage" that would come along with using one of their knives in a self defence situation or if you get caught carrying one concealed.

-Lindey
 
Wow . . . who designs these knives? A 300 pound Rambo wannabe with an unhealthy fascination with ultra-violent videogames?

I'm actually fairly surprised that the names of these silly knives are so tame -- I would've expected something more along the lines of the "Deanimator" or the "Exsanquinator"!

And what's up with all the "official-looking" writing on the side of the blade? Anyone know what it says? Is it something that the prosecutor would enjoy reading aloud to the jury? :rolleyes:
 
After reading that review where the lock failed and then when returned to Dork Ops and sent another the same thing happened, I would never consider purchasing one of these knives. I wont get into the ripping off of ER also which is a whole other reason not to consider them.
 
Alexander Pring-Wilson, the Harvard University graduate student who is currently appealing his convicton of murder for stabbing an assailant while returning from a Boston bar can attest that the name of the knife did pose a problem in his defense.








the knife was a Spyderco Military.







Imagine if he used a Dark Ops?


My 2 cents

Peter
 
korbiaka said:
Love the term "Mall Ninjas" that sh#t kills me!!!
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Kenmore army navy store in the liberty tree mall in danvers mass. is like a zoo for watching mall ninjas in their habitat. cheap knives for high prices with several assorted WAY overpriced spyderco, crkt, smith and wesson, and gerber knives.
 
I just read through their product descriptions... holy crap! :barf:

This has to be the ultimate example of marketed-to-mall-ninjas I've ever seen. I was choking down laughter while reading! "Designed to penetrate through Comm-block frag vests" "Expanded tip for greater entry wound" "Resists Al-Quaeda bodily fluids" My god, it's like the ultimate in penis-surrogates.
 
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