Cripes I'm boring! Compared to the stories I just read, I must warn you to only read the following right before bedtime.
I work for John Deere Credit, modeling loan portfolios in Excel. I spend about 90% of my work life in that program. I suck at math, so how the hell did I get into such a mathematical and statistical job? Beats me. I'm very analytical by nature, and very process oriented. Got an MBA in 1989, and by the time I got to a point in my job I needed it, I'd forgotten everything I had learned. I'm also responsible for getting all the rates into our various computer systems and ensuring we're not breaking any lending laws; that sounds so simple and it's so stressful sometimes I want to start drinking...

But I'm too old, I get hangovers now, and I'd still have to go to work...
I'm a classic underachiever, reasonably intelligent but never had much of a spark to do anything in particular. Except make knives. And that's a struggle for me, because I'm truly lazy, regardless what John Andrews says.
Some of the other jobs I've had are kinda colorful; I enjoy watching people's faces when I tell them my job in the packing plant was cutting a$$holes out of cowhides.

True story too.
Ten years to retirement seems like eternity but I know that it'll fly by. I too am working to get my tools and skills in order to become a real knifemaker in my second life. We're planning to move back to my spiritual home, New Mexico, either north of Albuquerque or, my hope, Cloudcroft or Riudoso. If you haven't been in the desert, you haven't met God. I recommend it.
Dan Hannon, I used to work in Kansas on a natural gas pipeline. Pulling really
big wrenches! I'm 6' 4" and I could stand in the cylinders of some of our engines. Naturally, overhaul was during the summertime - imagine overhauling an engine you could stand in, in a 140 degree engine room... That was a great job, but I'm sure glad I didn't stick with it, because a few years later Enron bought them and all my old buddies are now berift of retirement. Still breaks my heart. A bunch of MBAs did that...
Doc Hollywood, my brother is a Linux administrator too, so naturally I'm very close to all the SCO uproar. (And Microsoft in its time.) I can't wait to see those 'wipes in court, I've never imagined a more ludicrous or obscene ploy for making money... MBAs again...
Recently I've found myself in a knifemaking slump. I've lost interest somewhat because, like Steve, all I've been doing is "making one of those." It's taken all the creativity out the work. (My wife doesn't miss an opportunity to mention the money is useful however.) Even so, I have quit taking orders. I have about a year's worth now, so maybe in 2005 I can start on some of the projects I've been dreaming of for years.
My desk is a mess and I haven't balanced the checkbook in three years. Still haven't filed income taxes! 'Ol Hickory is a savvy dude, he knows exactly how to get people talking! What you want to bet he's a fantastic PI? John is one of my favorite people in all this world. Good going friend.
Today is sheath making day, so see y'all later.
Dave