Dealing With The Universal Becker Blade Half-Life Formula

Baaahahahahahaha! I love all you guys! I'm almost sad that the little fella got himself banned.. Almost..

Dang it. Now I've lost count on how many reps I've done..
 
It's so rare to see someone using that lanyard technique. That's the way I was taught at the Correctional Academy.
 
I only use that lanyard technique when destroying buildings. When destroying a bush in the cover of darkness I find the 14 has the bestest half-life.
 
Looks like some good fun, Guyon!

And wow, I totally missed that thread :')... I'm still laughing!

Edit: just read that other, 11 page long thread. Wow... that's all I can say. I cringed pretty hard throughout all of his posts.
 
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The sad part is even when you perfect the formula, it goes out the window the minute you put on a kilt.
 
Speaking of half life, thermodynamics and other theories, I am right in thinking that Becker BK2 s help scientists understand quantum mechanics as they are so dense they bend light around them? Is it not also true that Newton's laws of motion become redundant in the presence of a Becker Knife? Just a thought?

But the threads of the last few days of the half life theories et al have made me laugh so much I wish he was not banned, just to keep the comedy going!
 
tradewater said:
The sad part is even when you perfect the formula, it goes out the window the minute you put on a kilt.
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Hey don't mock the Scots! How many countries are so tough, rough and ready that their national flower is a spikey, thorny weed not some poncy flower?!!! Och aye Laddie!!!
 
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thermodynamics? as in, you will get hotspots if the car is running and is hot outside?
 
Galeocerdoshark said:
Looks like some good fun, Guyon!

And wow, I totally missed that thread :')... I'm still laughing!

Edit: just read that other, 11 page long thread. Wow... that's all I can say. I cringed pretty hard throughout all of his posts.
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I was late to the party as well. No worries. Just another hater, now gone. I'm wondering if Proton ever contacts, and bitches out Tampax when his tampons swell up "laterally."
 
Tdhurl1103 said:
I was late to the party as well. No worries. Just another hater, now gone. I'm wondering if Proton ever contacts, and bitches out Tampax when his tampons swell up "laterally."
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Just imagine them swelling when a kid is around. That won't be smooth, but slippery! That's pure greed, they don't even care about safety. LOL
 
Is it bad that I want him to be here too... I mean, I feel like having him here was like Dinner for Schmucks.

lol

Let the search for the biggest... Proton begin!
 
beachmaster said:
Is it bad that I want him to be here too... I mean, I feel like having him here was like Dinner for Schmucks.

lol

Let the search for the biggest... Proton begin!
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Now who's being greedy and unsafe? I can only handle window lickers for a few posts, then I want to be unsafe.
 
jius said:
Hey don't mock the Scots! How many countries are so tough, rough and ready that their national flower is a spikey, thorny weed not some poncy flower?!!! Och aye Laddie!!!
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Plus, a Scotsman is never drunk so long as he can find a blade of grass to hold onto to keep from flying off the earth. I dinna think ye want to mess with any Scot, lest ye find the dirk has let yer insides seep inta the outside. How many of yeu kin lift a 180 lb. log and throw it end over end? NONE of ye, that's who. So, keep yer pieholes shut aboot the Scots!
 
Never mind the half life, what about the lives of all the innocent men, women, and children who are having BK2s fly out of their hands at each other?!?! Its anarchy I tell you!
 
This is how I roll when I'm whoring and walking the path of destruction destroying abandoned structures appliances and scrap wood with my 14's....

Say cheeeeeese!
 
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