It's still there!!!!

Dang it!
Ya know, i was softening up my wife. Her birthday is 6 days before mine and we are both turning 30. I was hoping to get her something kinda big so I could get myself something kinda big.
"So honey, what would you like for your birthday?
"Oh, nothing. We're going out of town for the night, remember?"
"Well, yeah, it's just one night and they don't even have a fancy restaurant. Surely there is something you want. You won't get another round birthday for 10 years."
"No, not really."
"Well fine, what should I tell people to get you."
"Maybe just some gift cards for some clothes or something. Or cash. We need to buy a new car seat. Evey isn't going to make it another couple weeks before she's outgrown this one."
BAM struck down with bad daddy guilt

We could probably swing the money for the Falcata, but now I'll feel bad if I buy it.