Dear Jerry...

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We certainly do need a new FFBM or another run of MOABMs (it’s the one I regret missing the most!)
 
Well. The more Fight Ladies there are the better chance one will find me attractive enough to take home.

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Indeed; Well Said, Tim, Well Spoken...

So, a little anecdote will fit nicely right here on that subject.

A Gal I've been interested in held Thudder today (Oh, Thudder is my DB-321; Guess you should know that for the story to make sense; otherwise you might get the wrong idea: we can't have that).
So after pulling her from the sheath, She Gasped, then Exclaimed very Slowly, in these exact words,

"... I LIKE This Knife...!

Then looked up at me expectantly, then gazed back down at the matter separator in her hand, properly grasped at the choil, mind you, very impressive; then said:

... I NEED Knives...!"

Okay, Girl, Put the Blade down now...
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She does cut meat for a living, so, I'll "Cut her some slack" but she looked a bit precarious there for a minute, when she went all wide-eyed and wouldn't relinquish the piece for a bit...

Quality Blades elude the grasp of most people; when they handle one, they have a different appreciation for it than the "common paring knife or butcher knife"
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They never are the same afterwards, which is Really Okay by me.

Remember:
When wooing a meat cutter, bringing a Busse Knife is better than bringing a dog to the park...! 😉😘
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[Referring to several comments above, so no real use to Quote them all... ]

Now Guys, Really:
If you're lucky enough to even have a Mistress,
you shouldn't complain that her Spine is Humpy...
 
I've made some bad choices in my life, some almost landed me in prison, some definitely financially ruined me (for a short time) but absolutely hands down worst mistake of my life was selling my ffbm and fbm.

Also I need to speak with someone in the production meetings, I need you to pound the table and proclaim 'MORE FBMS!'
 
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I have always appreciated a good hump or two and my FBM has them in all the right places. I will have to get some fresh photos when I get home as several of my knives now have sweet tailored pants from D. Brown.
 
I have always appreciated a good hump or two and my FBM has them in all the right places. I will have to get some fresh photos when I get home as several of my knives now have sweet tailored pants from D. Brown.

I’m not a fan of the humps. They should reissue the FBM but without the two humps closest to the handle but keep the one at the Swedge.



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