Death Chat 2004

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Ok time to turn the page :D :D :D

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I saw the witchdoctor
He told me what to do
I saw the witchdoctor
He told me what to say
I saw the witchdoctor
He likes double-cut gray
And he said

Ooh ee ooh ah ah
Please me a Fusion Steelheart
Ooh ee ooh ah ah
Full-grind magnum-handled Steelheart!

I saw the witchdoctor
He likes the camo, too
Artic and Urban, Jungle,
And the new one, too
I saw the witchdoctor
He told me he's now screwed
because

Mortgage and some food
or a Terror-monkey Steelheart
Mortgage and some food
or a Terror-monkey Steelheart!
 
sounds like warren zevon to me man. course, I have no idea if it is a warren zevon song but I like what you did to it!

except I ordered a battle mistress. I'm trying to convince myself that I really don't have to eat this month so as I can get the FSH too :(
 
I like the ergo lines' Battle Mistress and 9.5" bladed Terror Monkey as well as the ZTBM. What I don't like is the idea of taking a mistress or referring to a nuclear tough knife as my 'BM'. I do like the thought of someday buying a BM-sized Terror Monkey and a Sastre 'Southern Comfort' sheath mainly for being able to say "Hold on while I whip this 9.5" Terror Monkey out of my pants."
 
Hey, Kali, did you catch the Blue Angels back a few posts???

I know Blue is your favorite color.... :D
 
Thanks guys. It's from Alvin and The Chipmunks and I Busse'd it up.

Why'd I quit my day job? My bosses pay me big bucks to convince people to play with lasers and my wife bought me a red Swingline stapler.
 
thombrogan said:
I like the ergo lines' Battle Mistress and 9.5" bladed Terror Monkey as well as the ZTBM. What I don't like is the idea of taking a mistress or referring to a nuclear tough knife as my 'BM'. I do like the thought of someday buying a BM-sized Terror Monkey and a Sastre 'Southern Comfort' sheath mainly for being able to say "Hold on while I whip this 9.5" Terror Monkey out of my pants."


lmao. Thom, man, I dont know if you're a stand up comedian or not but...damnit, you should be!
 
roughedges said:
lmao. Thom, man, I dont know if you're a stand up comedian or not but...damnit, you should be!

Thanks, RoughEdges. I'll still keep my day job. That way I can think up songs to write for Potterma on my way home.
 
thombrogan said:
... My bosses pay me big bucks to convince people to play with lasers and my wife bought me a red Swingline stapler.

What kind of lasers do you sell? I'm in the laser business, myself, but on the user end, not the sellin' end...
 
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