You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's
nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with
the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams Plan...(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one
plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys', we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No
one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France
will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be tho-roughly checked
and limited to 90 days unless given a special
permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older
ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,
they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a
while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them are stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a
winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's
got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a
piece of me?'
