Death Chat Tonight ........ I Think ...... I Drink ..... Therefore I am .......

I always like to keep a good stock of beer in the garage fridge! Never know when the zombb...er...neighobors will come knocking!!
 
mymindisamob said:
Anything I can pour down my throat tonight. Trying to purify my soul of this demon cold.
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I like to ask Ole Granddad what he thinks. He then invites Jim, Johnny and Jack over. I tend to wake up the next day feeling like a train hit me but the cold is almost always gone. :p
 
Grandsuave said:
I always like to keep a good stock of beer in the garage fridge! Never know when the zombb...er...neighobors will come knocking!!
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It never ceases to amaze me how many people have the garage refrigerator...mainly because the only thing I've ever seen in a garage refrigerator is beer or soda to mix with the booze that is in the freezer. I'm a big fan of the beer fridge. They're always stocked and the beer is always cold :thumbup:
 
If i had a beer fridge it would stay empty. The only way beer can last me more than a day is by keeping it in cabinets. If beer is warm i generally wont drink it, if its cold ill drink it till its gone. having to stick it in the fridge and wait for it to get cold, keeps me from drinking non stop :D So i put 3 in at a time a couple hours before i want to drink..... because i never drink less than 3, and i replace each one i take with a warm one until im good and lit, then ill finish off the cold ones. If there is ever a cold one or 2 left in the fridge it is pulled out the next morning and put back in the cabinet.

Thats alcohol management :) But since i like a lot of liquor at room temp, this only works for beer.
 
borrowed from Swamp Rat forum

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not back then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
 
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.

'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said.

'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back.

'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. Let's see you do it.'

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.

Then, nodding to the young man, he Said,

'All right, Dumb Ass, get in.'
 
Hahahahahahaha.

Age and experience always beats youth and enthusiasm. Atleast thats what my Dad tells me everytime he beats me at something. I cant wait to get old so I can win once in awhile.

Garth
 
Hindsight said:
I like to ask Ole Granddad what he thinks. He then invites Jim, Johnny and Jack over. I tend to wake up the next day feeling like a train hit me but the cold is almost always gone. :p
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Huh, you never told me that Ol Grandad visited you. For some reason, I think my Ol Grandad can beat up you Ol Grandad

Garth Reckner said:
Hahahahahahaha.

Age and experience always beats youth and enthusiasm. Atleast thats what my Dad tells me everytime he beats me at something. I cant wait to get old so I can win once in awhile.

Garth
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I challenge you at the next KC or Indy 1500 (hint hint), I'll show you all about youth ;)
 
Garth Reckner said:
Hahahahahahaha.

Age and experience always beats youth and enthusiasm. Atleast thats what my Dad tells me everytime he beats me at something. I cant wait to get old so I can win once in awhile.

Garth
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I remember when i was about 14 my father caught me smoking pot, he beat me silly. Now my father is an old country boy who grew up on a farm. he would knock you out your chair for smacking at the dinner table, hit you for being disrespectful, and cuss you out for looking at him "wrong" So when i say he beat me silly.... Im not talking about a belt to the behind LMAO im talking full blown punches to the face and then he threw me through a wooden table, my ass broke the table in half. When it was all over i remember wishing i was 18 so i could leave his house and be "free".... Well it seems like the very next day i woke up graduated school and was kicked out the house. "free"? what a pile of hor$e$hit that turned out to be, and that was last time i ever "wished" i was older!!

I dont want it to sound like pops was abusive, i deserved every beating i got and then some more. I wish parents still disciplined their children like the country folk use to. At least then people would grow up with more respect. And maybe people would quit thinking a butt whooping was "abuse". Hell I almost went to jail in a grocery store because i spanked my son on the behind for throwing a fit, and some man yelled at me not to hit my kid, his mistake was doing that in front of my son, so i punched him in the face and then told my son see boy... you talk back, you get hit.

I was handcuffed and took outside, the cop told the guy i hit he was taking me to jail... but he let me go after i explained to him that if i let that man yell at me in front of my boy, my son might think i was really in the wrong for spanking him, and he might think its ok to talk back, neither is acceptable. The cop laughed and told me he wished more parents would discipline their kids better, and i agreed and then waited on the corner for the wife to finish shopping and take me home. Im glad the cop was a nice guy.

But the wife doesnt let me go to the grocery store anymore... Not that i mind, if i knew i could get out of going to the grocery store that easy i would of hit someone years ago LMAO

WOW im writing a book LMAO, A couple shots of brandy and 3 yuenglings later and this happens :)
 
Hacking up like a champ, and just got home from a late union meeting (which I pretend to run). Drinking is in order. Good advice so far. None of the relatives though, but got some good ol' rusky potato squeezin's.
 
voracious1 said:
Coffee.:barf:
This work crap is seriously cutting into my drinking time.
No sir, I don't like it.
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yeah I am not liking you working 2nd shift either, it's weird not having you here lol I ended up steam cleaning the high traffic areas of the carpets. I'm going to throw back a beer or three now and watch some TV.
 
SueZQ said:
yeah I am not liking you working 2nd shift either, it's weird not having you here lol I ended up steam cleaning the high traffic areas of the carpets. I'm going to throw back a beer or three now and watch some TV.
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Couple more days honey. You got those ganzaaaa emails typed up?
 
Good luck on the Ganzaa!

Its too close to xmas for me to be jumping in on this one. But im hoping to see some of the smaller steak knives in the exchange come February or so, once the "hurt" from xmas fades a little. Kids are EXPENSIVE. Use to be train sets, legos, and dolls would make a great XMAS for kids... Now a days its tablet computers, digital cameras, robots and crap. Ill never understand a 5 year old needing his own tablet computer... But the wife made me get 2 of them :eek: one for the 5 year old and one for the 7 year old. But i feel kids needs to be kids... so i still got the train set, legos, and dolls etc. etc..

But hell now im thinking of going to the subway and asking for a loan from one of those guys sitting on the ground with a cup in his hand LMAO:D
 
I am going to the grocery store right now to punch someone. Then I will never be "allowed" to go again. Then its off to Walmart and the mall to see if the same rules apply there.. Thanks for the tip. It really is gonna be a great Christmas.

Garth
 
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