design a knife with nothing you want

Trout Tamer said:
Hm, I'll play along :thumbup: If I insult anyone's favorite design, I apologize and recommend you re-evaluate you choice in cutlery style :p

recurve blade

Yeah, that's just the folding knife I *don't* wanna find in my pocket :D
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Watch it buddy...recurves rock my socks...although everything else you said was 100% true.:foot:
 
I have already contracted with Dark Ops to create a whole line of knives with nothing I want.
 
lukus said:
O.K. I have a CS Kukri, and it came scary sharp and is facinating; but I've never found anything to do with it.
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Nothing to do with it?!! Nothing to do with it?!!!!!! Why, you can swing it at someone's neck and they won't even know they've been decapitated until they go to turn their head. At least that's the myth I remember being freaked out by when I first heard it in public school. Remember that one?

** swinging knives at necks is illegal. Do not try this on anyone.
 
Don't forget, all of the above knives should have "MADE IN CHINA" boldly emblazoned on the blade and scales.
 
A pink SAK with only a fully serrated blade and a castration tool. The scales would have "Hillary 2008" on them. Oh, and "Made in China" of course.
 
420 J steel, a futuristic curved space weapon with protruding spikes and blades, with a faux leather wristbrace, tactical black, zamac hardware, without a sheath and useless because you keep stabbing yourself with it when you wear it, large sawtooth on the back pf the blades.
 
Made in China??? No way....the ONLY acceptable place for this gem to be made is PAKISTAN!!!

It must have a blood groove...I must insist on that!

Other must haves:
*gut-hook: there is no way to gut anything without one!
*has to be a very large folder with an equally large swing guard
*handle must be made of rainbow colored epoxy enhanced "wood"
*one of those "skull" lanyards in the post above...wow! how could I have NOT had one of these
*Surgical stainless steel
*sheath must have a "pocket" in front with a "mini" version of the same knife

Wow...I hope Santa reads this and gives me one!!!!
 
i am loving this thread. here is mine.
IT would have to be a one piece bowie made of aluminium with no hilt so when u jam it into something your hand slides forward onto the blade. with serrations on the top and a compass on the back. made in the usa(cos i dont want a knife like this made in the USA)
 
Oh, forgot one. Simulated ray skin handle, with diamond shaped cutouts, so the etched dragons on the 1/16 inch thick "Full Tang" can show.
 
OK here goes:
-Lead based Chinese paint on scales [maybe the blade too]
-Auto opening that even works when inside your pocket!
-Partially serrated handle
-'Skullcrusher' thumbstuds
-Depleted urainium blade [so you can find it in the dark]
-Hibben Design
-Blood grooves, plasma grooves, corpusle grooves; all over
-Hollow blade, make sure the tip unscrews and has a compass inside
-Abrasive blister pop'in handle
-10' Wharncliff, Tanto, Clip, Drop, Sheepsfoot blade, [with serrations, wrapped in paracord]
-Endorsed by Bear Grylls
 
Oooh, so many of my "favorite" things to hate listed alreqady. But putting it asll together, the perfect awful knife to hate? Very tough.

A folder with no lock, and only a faint hint of a fingernail dent for opening--a nail breaker, in other words. Wharncliff blade (Sorry, I know it has fans, I hate it), not blackened but BRASS or "pot metal" (i.e. whatever was cheapest at the time). With holes, yeah. And fake gold plated. The faker the better. And some horrible etching, LOTS of it. How about NRA logos, Yin-Yangs, Eagles, and umm, Elvis to hold it all together?

The thread reminds me of Steve Martin's "Cruel Shoes" Routine.
 
Pretty much anything by Dork Ops. They'd paint 'em pink, and put little lace dangles on the hilt, and have a 'Hello Kitty' sheath, if they knew they could sell more. :p

thx - cpr
 
Midwest Ninja said:
Watch it buddy...recurves rock my socks...although everything else you said was 100% true.:foot:
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Ha, yeah, re-check my disclaimer at the beginning of my post. Are you reconsidering recurves, yet? :p
I know the recurve has many fans and, as a large chopper, I can see the benefit. For a folding pocket knife, though, I find recurves frustrating to sharpen and simply not as serviceable as a regular blade. But, when we come down to it, sharpened steel is sharpened steel :thumbup::thumbup:
 
Mine would have to echo a lot of knives already created.

8000 series surgical precision honed stainless steel.
Partially serrated chisel ground tanto blade.
A choil so large you can use it as a second handle.
Some sort of "automatic safety" liner lock.
10 lanyard holes for securing your keys, glowing skull lanyard, mini led light and seven more glowing skull lanyards.
 
Camo Molycoat on blade. - Easily removed for tactical customization applications.

Blade also has Special forces logo from a unit that the company owner 'may' or may not have been a member of as well as 'custom' made indents along spine to facilitate evacuation of enemy material.

Skate tape on ONE side of the handle.

Extra Shiny 'high ride' pocket clip on the other side of handle, for 'maximum indexing in deanimation activies'

Clip is tip down/right hand only to ensure integrity of aerospace grade materials handle. Clip is polished to mirror finish so it can be used for signaling purposes if you get lost in the car park.



Liner lock ensures one hand closing. Sometimes closing on one of your hands when you least expect it.
 
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