Did Blade Forums just get bought by Google?

Google knife?
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That's probably why they bought it. So they can control what we can talk about here. Only PC knives like the little key chain swiss army knife will be discussed here in the future. And only the red one, black is scary too. I heard there will be no more free accounts either.
 
But on the upside, they'll be integrating Google Wallet for ease of purchase, so it will be easier to buy and sell knives on here. Pity the domain name will take so long to port over to knives.google.com. But don't worry, it will redirect once it does. And also the exchange will port directly to Google Shopping, so we'll be able to reach more customers. It's a great move for the knife community. /sarcasm.
 
B.Mauser said:
That's probably why they bought it. So they can control what we can talk about here. Only PC knives like the little key chain swiss army knife will be discussed here in the future. And only the red one, black is scary too. I heard there will be no more free accounts either.
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Nope. The red one will not be allowed either. Anything that the TSA can seize is out of bounds for discussion under the new regime.
 
NetshadeX said:
Ah well could have been worse, could have been Facebook.
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...Wall St. Journal reported yesterday that Spark was in negotiations with Zuckerberg. Larry Page must have made him an offer he couldn't refuse!
 
NetshadeX said:
Ah well could have been worse, could have been Facebook.
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I heard Zukerberg wanted Benchmade, he wanted The Wave. There were talks about incorporating that into facebook flip phones, he wanted to bring back flip phones with that flexible screen technology that is in development.
 
If Google knives are anything like their apps, then get ready for a ot of freezing, locks, and hackers getting into your collection .
 
I want a new knife from you Google or else I start my own Forum. I want a Tony Bose Custom folder with Ivory handles. Don't make me start a new forum Google, you have the money, I want a knife!
 
It was me. I was supposed to get my Gold Membership yesterday, and this happened.

I'm so confused...and why are all my knives on the dresser in rainbow-colored scales now? WTF? :sorrow:
 
Sparks put a thread in the Office explaining this. It's been known for a while.

But he neglected to tell us that Google will be required by law to have everyone register their knives. Those who don't will be subject to a fine. This has already gone by the Supreme Court who declared it a tax and therefore perfectly legal.
 
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