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If the same thing happened in this country, you'd probably go blind, or die
The care giver would also get sued by the blood sucking lawyers. I can hear it now...
Mr Hull, could you tell the jury what happened after the cobra spit in your eyes?
Well, Jumbo over there, threw me down, dropped his pants and urinated all over me.
And did that relieve your pain?
Well yes but I felt so abused that I contemplated suicide. Further, after my sight completely cleared up, I was able to see that the new white safari shirt that my dear deceased granny gave me from Acrombe and Fitch, was now yellow.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I rest my case
The care giver would also get sued by the blood sucking lawyers. I can hear it now...
Mr Hull, could you tell the jury what happened after the cobra spit in your eyes?
Well, Jumbo over there, threw me down, dropped his pants and urinated all over me.
And did that relieve your pain?
Well yes but I felt so abused that I contemplated suicide. Further, after my sight completely cleared up, I was able to see that the new white safari shirt that my dear deceased granny gave me from Acrombe and Fitch, was now yellow.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I rest my case