Discreet neck knife for the gym

Originally posted by fiver
I just don't want to be strolling around naked in the locker room and have everybody in there immediatly recognize that there is a knife around my neck.
You should not be strolling around the locker room and you should definately not be strolling around the locker room naked. Go into the locker room, use whatever facilities you need to use and leave. If you take a shower, wrap a towel around your waist upon exiting the shower.

Remember the #1 rule in locker rooms: "If you're strollin', you're trollin'.
 
The best tool for the gym is the Harris Oxy/Acety Torch. It's small, lightweight, and portable with some really fine locking castors. Concealed carry is out of the question, unless you want everybody to think you're deformed and amazingly happy to see them. Works better than any knife when you have that 365 pound failed bench press wraped around your neck. For concealed carry in the locker room, consider the Rectal Reamer by Macropouch. I've never seen nor handled one, don't want to, but it sounds like it might fit you to a T as you stroll around the showers and tip-toe through the toilets. You can probably get what you need at GayBlade.com.
 
Thanks everyone for the advice. In response to some of your comments, like many of you here SD is one of the last reasons on my list for carrying a knife. The gym I go to is pretty nice, and I'm not worried about the yuppie housewives jumping me or anything. (well, if they want to jump me in a different way that'd be fine..)

Anyway, as Lone Hunter implied, I am just looking for a way to be prepared in general -- piece of clothing wrapped up in a moving part, or whatever.

I am going to browse around some of the knives you all sugested, and see what I see.

Chambers: Did you wear the La Griffe around your neck? Also, "strolling around naked" was just an expression... I tend to go straight from my locker to the steam room then the shower -- generally with a towel :)

logan5: That is a sweet little blade! I'd want to buy one just to have even if I never did end up wearing it to the gym!!

stitch: Thanks for the advice. If you wish to attack me further, myself and I'm sure many of the others on the board would appreciate it if you took it over to Whine & Cheese.
 
Originally posted by fiver

Also, "strolling around naked" was just an expression... I tend to go straight from my locker to the steam room then the shower -- generally with a towel :)
Yeah, I figured that, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity. ;)
 
i wear my la griffe when jogging
it has fantastic grip even when wet with pespiration
it's even better if you cord wrap it (see my avatar)
another recommendation for the EKI la griffe
 
Fiver, I thought you of all people would understand tongue in cheek. I'm not sure you're sure of anything if you're looking for a knife to discretely carry so that dude in distress will be forever grateful to you for saving his life from the preying john by slitting his shorts off ever so deftly just as he was about to be sucked into oblivion down that menacing hole just as you were strolling by. Some of them moving parts is downright fierce! Yep, make no bones about it, those yuppie wife/babes won't be able to contain themselves once they all find out that aint no pickle in your pants.
 
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