Do not try this at home

[Boats]

I'm going to have to put that one on my business card.

Be warned that the sentence ends in a preposition. Use it at your own risk.

 

[Grump]

Be warned that the sentence ends in a preposition. Use it at your own risk.

I ended in a preposition once... she turned me down.

 

[taurn]

hey boats! your creases don't line up!

 

[crowdog]

So do guys that have fake suntan rubbed onto their ass by their mother.

not kool. one time....one time.
a@@h%le

 

[crowdog]

hopefully that not your fapping hand or your screwed.
just playin.

 

[Jetblack]

looking good buddy!!!!!! plus, chicks dig scars.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

I don't swear in front of my kids. Believe it or not, all I said to my eight year old was, "OUCH! OUCH!! OUCH!!! Will you look at that, that was pretty stupid. Go get me some paper towels willya? Oh, and the phone. Go get the phone."

now THAT'S self control! i would have been f'ing this and f'ing that! then passed out. lol

So do guys that have fake suntan rubbed onto their ass by their mother.

AHAHAHHAHAHHA! Please, no one ask...

lol....yes don't ask!

 

[Boats]

hey boats! your creases don't line up!

Gettin' older, as I am, I'll get plenty of new creases.

 

[MrCoffee]

Boats... all I can say is "owwwwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeee", and I prefer the pics you posts in the "who runs this place anyways" thread better..

Heal soon!

 

[Getahl]

Now my question is, which hurt more? Getting a well-sharpened knife through your finger, or poking it with needle and thread?

 

[Bierkameel]

Just tell people you were bitten by a spider, sounds a lot cooler

 

[MrCoffee]

Just tell people you were bitten by a spider, sounds a lot cooler

With THAT scar? Try attacked by a pack of rabid badgers.... or better yet, you finally found "the killer rabbit"..

 

[texastonydobbs]

atleast it was a clean cut

 

[Boats]

atleast it was a clean cut

"'Tis only a scratch."

 

[MrCoffee]

"'Tis only a scratch."

Come back here! I'll bite your kneecaps off you coward!

 

[texastonydobbs]

I that on DVD that part and the killer rabbit make me LOL !

 

[Fletcher Knives]

Good cut! When they're ready, take those stitches out yourself. It's an experience i recommend everyone try at least once. Feels weird.

 

[Harp247]

Oops!!!

 

[Spenceds]

Good cut! When they're ready, take those stitches out yourself. It's an experience i recommend everyone try at least once. Feels weird.

As weird as it sounds I have to concur! It's fun with oral stitches too.

 

[lonster8]

awww, looks painfull :s
i hope you get better fast!