Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

Do you open potato chip bags with your knife?

  • Yes, and that's the correct answer

    Votes: 79 40.5%

  • Yes, but I'm going to lie and say I don't

    Votes: 7 3.6%

  • No; I use scissors

    Votes: 7 3.6%

  • No; I rip the bag like a barbarian

    Votes: 80 41.0%

  • I'm not allowed to eat potato chips

    Votes: 11 5.6%

  • "Another way" - JbMonkey

    Votes: 11 5.6%
  • Total voters
    195
Status
Not open for further replies.
BJE said:
Provided it’s convenient to do so, I prefer to open a bag of kettle salt and vinegar with a traditional razor sharp pocket knife.

However, when my knife is still too unclean from its last kill, or when I just gotta stuff chips down the gullet as urgently as possible, I’m not below squeezing the bag forcefully aimed at my gaping gab until the contents are forcefully expelled from the bag and directly into my gut.

Btw: Sun chips are not worthy of being called chips, more like repurposed cardboard flakes, or perhaps triscuit factory seconds.

Also, scissors are for people with poor knife handling skills and very young paste eating children for art class.
I don’t even use them when wrapping Christmas presents, preferring to slice the paper with a blade fit for a functional man child.
Click to expand...
funny-gift-wrapping-12-17.jpg
 
Kevin W. said:
I am an equal opportunity. If it crunches then I'm eating it.
Click to expand...
Stock Pictures: Fried and roasted insects

How about now?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top