Don't Call it a Pocketknife? Ignorance and Prejudice on Display

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A Bloomberg writer displays ignorance and prejudice in an outrageous article stating, "Don't Call it a Pocketknife" because "carrying a knife isn't just an anachronism; it's a terrible idea. So let's retire the term pocketknife, along with the practice it implies." His ridiculous alternative: "stay-at-home-knife."



Ostensibly a complimentary article on a few nice knives and their makers (and a referral to New York City high-end knife retailer Mastersmiths, in a blog named Loot Blog - Time and Money (Mostly) Well Spent), writer Stan Parish goes off the rails in the introduction. His bias against carrying a pocketknife is clear when he goes on to say that, "your stay-at-home knife should have at least one purely decorative touch, a non-functional note that says this blade's for unboxing well-packaged wine -- not standing your ground." Apparently he simply cannot comprehend that someone might carry an Every Day Carry pocketknife as anything other than a weapon. Millions of law-abiding Americans would disagree.

Ironically, considering he's writing for a New York City-based publication in a locale that persecutes knife owners, his advice to leave the knife at home isn't without some degree of merit as related to the two pocketknives he features. Both are one-hand opening lock-blade folding knives knives that the city might consider illegal gravity knives under its unconstitutionally vague application of the state gravity knife ban as applied against common folding knives. Of particular interest, since the city claims such knives are "per se" illegal, meaning they would be illegal even to possess in the home, he illustrates the hypocrisy of the city's persecution, as well as his own ignorance.

Read the entire article here: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-11-26/looking-sharp-meet-your-sexy-stay-at-home-knife.html

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Why hurt yourself and read anything Bloomberg puts out? They haven't had a news story since Clinton was in office. :)
 
What a ridiculous article. I'm happy that the guy got slated in the comments, gives me a little hope for humanity.
 
LOL WUT?

That article looks like something a freshman high school kid would write.
 
Well, that is one of the worst articles I have read.
 
yo mama is right... wait- you know what I meant =)


yo mama plays the cello, doesn't he? Wait, that's Yo Yo Ma.

I think you should only call these things we carry "pocketknives" and not just "knives". There was a time when most men carried pocketknives.
 
just another symptom of everything that is going wrong with this country. Sad to witness what we've allowed this country to become.
 
I consider myself pretty open minded...and this article is offensive, on multiple levels: Personally, culturally, historically, etc. I too am pleased to see not a single positive comment in the comment threads.
 
I was getting pretty mad until I read the comments. Thank God none of them are positive.
The author obviously is one of those guys who cuts everything with his keys or a pen like an idiot.
 
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I can't believe they used iceberg lettuce for the cover shot. How blasé. :yawn:
 
Dude sounds like a real wuss.

I will continue to carry knives in my pocket because they come in handy, plain and simple.
 
To paraphrase a quote from Billy Madison:

Mr. Parish, what you have just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no
point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational
thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having
listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have
mercy on your soul.
 
To paraphrase a quote from Billy Madison:

Mr. Parish, what you have just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no
point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational
thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having
listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have
mercy on your soul.

Bro! You gotta post the video for maximum effect:thumbup:

[video=youtube;5hfYJsQAhl0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/video]
 
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