Don't mess with the ESEE 5---it is the BEAST of all fixed blade survival knives!

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well it used to have that super cool skull and crossed blade logo on it. esee only left that logo on it and the others got the standard boring esee logo. so they wouldn't use that awesome logo if it wasnt the best knife ever.

they stopped using that skull and crossed blades logo, so have to assume they decided it wasn't the best knife anymore. sorry op...
 
I had an Esse
Lasador said:
The ESEE-5... when I say that, respect should ooze from the word itself. There is no better survival knife in the world. If it has an Achilles heel, it is only that it will rust if not cared for, especially if you live in coastal regions or humid climates. Aside from that, the ESEE-5 is the nirvana of the survival knife world. The secret of the ESEE-5 has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

The ESEE-5... you can trust.
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I had an Esee 5. then I bought a Carothers FK2 and tossed it in my knife drawer. I checked the next day and the esee was hiding behind my sharpmaker. havent seen it since.
 
I really appreciated that skull logo. Nothing says “the best” like a skull logo.

I’m not even attempting humor or sarcasm either - I miss that Skull logo 😂

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Don’t think I’ll be breaking this one, if I do though , the Esee 5 will reclaim its throne
 
craytab said:
Great, another troll thread. Did you not get enough attention from the last one? Post up pics of your Esee 5 please and show us how bad ass of a knife it is!

They Esee 5 sucks as a knife. It is great as a pry bar that can cut some things. That is about it. If you don't believe me, ask Esee.
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It sucks as a pry bar as well. Prybars use leverage and have the length to create leverage. It's a terrible cutting knife and a poor prybar. Maybe he could try swimming with it?
 
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luethge said:
I really appreciated that skull logo. Nothing says “the best” like a skull logo.

I’m not even attempting humor or sarcasm either - I miss that Skull logo 😂
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I wasnt really joking..it was badarse......its the only reason I own a 5...as its a clumsy heavy and goofy thick blade that doesn't do much well at all.
 
Lasador said:
The ESEE-5... when I say that, respect should ooze from the word itself. There is no better survival knife in the world. If it has an Achilles heel, it is only that it will rust if not cared for, especially if you live in coastal regions or humid climates. Aside from that, the ESEE-5 is the nirvana of the survival knife world. The secret of the ESEE-5 has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

The ESEE-5... you can trust.
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Bummer you didn't come back to the last thread. I LOVE ❤ talking fixed blades, I have more of them than folders.

What do you use your esee 5 for?
 
"Crom is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know that the ESEE-5 is the answer, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me." ~Conan the Barbarian

craytab said:
No pics of your Esee 5?

Edit: better post them quick as I don't think this thread will be open long and your stay here at BF might be ending soon 😁
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You won't see any pictures. Not once in any of his ludicrous rants about which knife is the "best" has one picture ever been posted of a knife or this supposed work that requires the "best knife in the world". Possibly because his parents won't let him take the camera outside, probably because he doesn't actually own any of these knives that he has been going on about.
 
Just wait till this guy discovers CPK or busse family knives lol he's gonna blow a gasket and start a thread on every forum currently on the internet after he climbs to the top of everest and shouts to the world how good they are 🤣
 
Lasador said:
The ESEE-5... when I say that, respect should ooze from the word itself. There is no better survival knife in the world. If it has an Achilles heel, it is only that it will rust if not cared for, especially if you live in coastal regions or humid climates. Aside from that, the ESEE-5 is the nirvana of the survival knife world. The secret of the ESEE-5 has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

The ESEE-5... you can trust.
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Welp , you are at least somewhat consistent .:)

Nice joke threads for the New Year !

Here's my best beastly survival type . The best from Cold Steel that I could find for a really good discount LNIB . ;)

3V Warcraft . There are better , but this one is mine, at a bargain price ! :cool::thumbsup::thumbsup:







 
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