Don't Regret the Snark

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worldwood said:
Absurd. 1. (of an idea or suggestion) wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate.

Looks appropriate for small task. logical, being though you can set it up with the tools you use by hand with just a coin. And reasonable because you can find it priced pretty decent with all those different tools and the option of using what you want.

LMAO Your one of those "glass half empty" type of people aren't you?

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Small, collapsible tools are always a compromise.
If you're going to go to the trouble of 'setting it up', that assumes you're in a place where you can bother to have the whole kit with you. Just grab the right real tool instead. Why would I want one handle for a dozen tools? That's absurd.

If you're going to carry it in your pocket like a SAK, then it's a weird size, and you'll only ever have the tools you put there in advance. Why bother with all the extra 'bits' if you can only fit 6 in your pocket? Just get a leatherman or a SAK.

If it's for your truck, just get real tools - you can fit almost as many in the same amount of space, and they will be more rugged.
 
guess what this means....?

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oh yeah!
(A2 and 154CM)

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The Warrior said:
Snowing. That is all.
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Straddled my neighbor's tire track on the way home. Looked back at my tracks, and my undercarriage was dragging through snow.

Momentum is a wonderful thing.:D

Parked in the drive on the opposite side of the road, so I could plow the regular driveway. Pretty sure I moved more snow in half an hour than the road commissioner did all damn day.
 
Not my picture...... But Its so small..... i want it :-) not sure why i just think it is "cute"..... it fits in the altoid tin can :-)

I asked the person it belongs to but im not sure what stove it is yet.

 
Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart would be just below the left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
 
worldwood said:
Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart would be just below the left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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man. that's pretty stupid. i mean, seriously, how could she even bend over that far?
 
LMAO, I think ur reading in to it too much.... who doesnt know where their heart is? why would you shoot yourself in the heart if you wanted it over fast with less chance for error? the head would be a much better choice. At 93 she was going to be dead soon anyway... why even bother... What doctor would say the heart is below a woman's left breast? when breast are located on different women differently.... Below a lot of women's breast would be their abdomen/stomach area....

But still, its just a joke.
 
worldwood said:
LMAO, I think ur reading in to it too much.... who doesnt know where their heart is? why would you shoot yourself in the heart if you wanted it over fast with less chance for error? the head would be a much better choice. At 93 she was going to be dead soon anyway... why even bother... What doctor would say the heart is below a woman's left breast? when breast are located on different women differently.... Below a lot of women's breast would be their abdomen/stomach area....

But still, its just a joke.
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if your nipple is below your knee, you have other issues

breast typically implies a certain part of the anatomy though, esp in terms of butchering

definitely a waste of a bullet though, plus who sold her the gun? good lord.
 
A waste of a bullet for sure. but the gun was her husband's.

I bet we are the only people in history to go this in depth with that joke LMAO

Here is another one we can discuss :)

A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia.

"Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said the man.

Six months later the doctor met the man on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
 
A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the gentleman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the gentleman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The gentleman replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
 
Murphnuge said:
Skeletool
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That's hideous :barf: I really just want one with a pliers, a saw and a file... looks like they have several. I'll get it sorted :)

daizee said:
Small, collapsible tools are always a compromise.
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Right... I don't need a lot because I'm very seldom more than a hundred yards from a well-stocked toolbox. When I do carry a multi-tool (fishing, camping, yard/garden work) I hardly ever run into the need for multiple screw/hex drivers, choke tube wrenches, awls, scrapers, compasses, wind-chill calculators, carabiners and bottle openers. :p
 
james terrio said:
That's hideous :barf: I really just want one with a pliers, a saw and a file... looks like they have several. I'll get it sorted :)
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I ain't using it to impress chicks man. It just works. I own 3 or 4 Leatherman tools, this one is the most basic.
 
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