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I'll drink to that.
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How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?
Thirteen ...one to hold the light bulb and twelve to drink until the room spins >>>
I can't laugh at this now...much too concerned with the heavily armed Grizzly bear I saw in another thread...we're doomed...no way to beat a bear that big and armed too...makes discusion of 'what to pack for bear?" mute....
munk
Thirteen ...one to hold the light bulb and twelve to drink until the room spins >>>
I can't laugh at this now...much too concerned with the heavily armed Grizzly bear I saw in another thread...we're doomed...no way to beat a bear that big and armed too...makes discusion of 'what to pack for bear?" mute....
munk
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You got it all wrong! Do you want the correct answer? Well here it is
"How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?"
" Not a single one. Stuff it - we'll drink in the dark!"
"How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?"
" Not a single one. Stuff it - we'll drink in the dark!"
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A buddy of mine was flying from Seattle to San
Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in
Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant
explained that there would be a delay, and if the
passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane
would reboard in 30 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who
was blind. My buddy had noticed him as he walked by
and could tell the man was blind because his Seeing
Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of
him throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell he had flown this very flight
before because the pilot approached him, and calling
him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for
almost an hour. Would you like to get off and
stretch your legs?"
The blind guy replied, "No thanks, but maybe the dog
would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete
quiet stand still when they looked up and saw the
pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People
scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but
they were trying to change airlines!
Have a great day and remember things aren't always
as they appear.
Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in
Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant
explained that there would be a delay, and if the
passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane
would reboard in 30 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who
was blind. My buddy had noticed him as he walked by
and could tell the man was blind because his Seeing
Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of
him throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell he had flown this very flight
before because the pilot approached him, and calling
him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for
almost an hour. Would you like to get off and
stretch your legs?"
The blind guy replied, "No thanks, but maybe the dog
would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete
quiet stand still when they looked up and saw the
pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People
scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but
they were trying to change airlines!
Have a great day and remember things aren't always
as they appear.
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Thanks for links and humor. We can all use a little.
