Every time I get asked to do a job, the first thing I think of is: Do I need a new tool to do this?
For instance, when asked to replace all the windows at the house, I figured a cordless Sawsall would be real useful and a small price to pay for all the work involved.
You know, no tripping over the cord when I'm 20 feet in the air and such. Using this line of thinking.....
You see, you had to buy a new knife and you really had no choice in the matter! It's not like you could bring one of yours out.
There is a good reason why the TSA probably has the largest knife collection in the world!
(Not to mention their legendary stash of hazmat tubes of toothpaste and shampoo).
Besides, you couldn't just sit there knifeless and let dad do all the work now could you?
Despite dad's objections, ask him to stop at the local Pro Shop Cutlery Extravaganza and Outfitters Emporium so you can pick out something acceptable for the task.
We all know that you probably have "too many knives" according to those that keep track of things like that, but you are between a rock and a hard place here!
Ah, the drudgery of shopping for a new knife. I guess you had to take one for the team, bite the old bullet and just buy one.
Since you have to pick up one anyway, it might as well be a keeper instead of just throwing good money after bad.
Getting it home is a simple matter of going to the post office.
Selling this whopper of a yarn to a significant other; that right there is an art form.
I know that mine would just laugh at me, add to it to justify my nonsense and appreciate the effort that went into creating it

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