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Eat Your Steak Viking! Winner Announced!

Just before he jumps into the staving wolf pit....OOOOHHHDIIINNN!
Jack can I respectfully ask that you reserve judgement until at least Monday? My cunning plan has been scuppered by the Valkyrie riding off this evening to tend the maimed and unwell at the hospital where she works.I too am commencing my 4 day stint at the salt mine. I hope to start filming on Sunday. It was going to be tonight at the golf club using a full crew of vikings with feasting and ale but I had to come straight home and mind the kids. By Odins ravens!- the tribulations of us modern day vikings are strange and many.
 
Bargargalowwwwww!!!!!!!!

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Alternate cry:"Honey, I'm Home!! "

Charlie wins. Hands down.

Michael
 
Is it just me, or is there a little bit of a "Hurry up! I need to use the bathroom!!!" look on Charlies face in that pic? :D
 
Is it just me, or is there a little bit of a "Hurry up! I need to use the bathroom!!!" look on Charlies face in that pic? :D

Busted!!:p




Actually, I was holding up the rug, which was slipping!:rolleyes:
 
Excellent giveaway JACK !!...I have an extensive library on all things Viking and have often been accused of being a modern day version..My mothers line go directly back to Norway and Norman is a family name given to the males in my family...I particularly like the poetry and painted this favorite of mine some 25? years ago..This was composed by three poets ,Sigurd,Brynhild and Gudrun as was the norm back in those days when the Viking exploits were recorded in verse...
My father was of Zaprozhian Cossack descent so ive probably got more than my share of the land and sea pirate in my veins,,,
Respectfully not an entry,just wanted to contribute to this cool thread..
Charlie...That pic is hilarious ! and could most certainly rewrite the history books...Brilliant !!....FES

 
Great fun! What a hoot! My contribution, and not an entry, is this "not to be missed" National Geographic 53 minute presentation on the ultimate Viking Sword, the VLFBEHRT+. No one who loves traditional should miss this. this is NOT a joke.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/secrets-viking-sword.html


Thanks for the link! And if you haven't been following the History Channel's "Vikings" - it's much, much better than the usual historical recreation stuff on a lot of similar channels these days.
 
Busted!!:p




Actually, I was holding up the rug, which was slipping!:rolleyes:

:D :thumbup:

And we are thankful you were successful:eek:

:D :thumbup: :thumbup:

Excellent giveaway JACK !!...I have an extensive library on all things Viking and have often been accused of being a modern day version..My mothers line go directly back to Norway and Norman is a family name given to the males in my family...I particularly like the poetry and painted this favorite of mine some 25? years ago..This was composed by three poets ,Sigurd,Brynhild and Gudrun as was the norm back in those days when the Viking exploits were recorded in verse...
My father was of Zaprozhian Cossack descent so ive probably got more than my share of the land and sea pirate in my veins,,,
Respectfully not an entry,just wanted to contribute to this cool thread..
Charlie...That pic is hilarious ! and could most certainly rewrite the history books...Brilliant !!....FES


Thanks for that Fes :) :thumbup:

Great fun! What a hoot! My contribution, and not an entry, is this "not to be missed" National Geographic 53 minute presentation on the ultimate Viking Sword, the VLFBEHRT+. No one who loves traditional should miss this. this is NOT a joke.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/secrets-viking-sword.html

Thanks, have to check it out tomorrow morning (late here) :)

Not an entry, but this reminded me of Jack's run-in with the Thieving Varlet.

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LOL! Very good Stephen! THanks :) :thumbup:
 
The gods amuse themselves by placing hurdles in my path.
I am cursed with a jippy tummy- the wise woman says its from these antibiotics I'm on.
By Thors hammer I will be glad to finish them. My stomach churns like an angry sea full of dragons.
Aside from that I feel fine and so I shall get the video done presently and then pillage the rich English treasure hoard.Hwwwaahhaahhaaaaeeerrrraaaaggg!
 
The gods amuse themselves by placing hurdles in my path.
I am cursed with a jippy tummy- the wise woman says its from these antibiotics I'm on.
By Thors hammer I will be glad to finish them. My stomach churns like an angry sea full of dragons.
Aside from that I feel fine and so I shall get the video done presently and then pillage the rich English treasure hoard.Hwwwaahhaahhaaaaeeerrrraaaaggg!

Hope you feel better soon mate. I hope it's not too unkind for me to call to mind an short expression you'll know, which contains the words 'either' and 'pot'! ;)

Last shout for any other entries :)
 
I’ve posted this in a different subforum, but it belongs here as well.

It’s from Silverlock, by John Myers Myers. A modern man—ca. 1948—falls unknowing into the Commonwealth of Letters.

The party is at Heorot, where Hrothgar is celebrating Beowulf's double monster kill. A skald sings The Ballad of Bowie Gizzardsbane.

Harsh that hearing for Houston the Raven:
Foes had enfeebled the fortress at Bexar,
Leaving it lacking and looted the while
Hordes were sweeping swift on the land,
Hell-bent to crush him. The cunning old prince
Did not, though, despair at danger's onrushing;
Hardy with peril, he held it, perused it,
Reading each rune of it. Reaching the facts,
He thumbed through his thanes and thought of the one
Whose guts and gray matter were grafted most neatly.
"Riders!" he rasped, "to race after Bowie!"
"Bowie," he barked when that bearcat of heroes
Bowed to his loved prince, "Bexar must be ours
Or no one must have it. So hightail, burn leather!
Hold me that fortress or fire it and raze it.
Do what you can or else do what you must."

Fame has its fosterlings, free of the limits
Boxing all others, and Bowie was one of them.
Who has not heard of the holmgang at Natchez?
Fifty were warriors, but he fought the best,
Wielding a long knife, a nonesuch of daggers
Worthy of Wayland. That weapon had chewed
The entrails of dozens. In diverse pitched battles
That thane had been leader; by land and by sea
Winning such treasure that trolls, it is said,
Closed hills out of fear he'd frisk them of silver.
Racing now westward, he rode into Bexar,
Gathered the garrison, gave them his orders:
"Houston the Raven is raising a host;
Time's what he asks while he tempers an army.
Never give up this gate to our land.
Hold this door fast, though death comes against us."

The flood of the foemen flowed up to Bexar,
Beat on the dam braced there to contain it.
But Wyrd has no fosterlngs, favors no clients;
Bowie, the war-wise winner of battles,
Laid out by fever, lost his first combat,
Melting with death. Yet the might of his spirit
Kept a tight grip on the trust he'd been given.
"Buy time, my bucks," he told his companions.
"Be proud of the price; our prince is the gainer."
Bold thanes were with him, thirsty for honor,
Schooled well in battle and skilled with all weapons;
Avid for slaughter there, each against thirty,
They stood to the walls and struck for their chieftains,
Houston and Bowie, the bearcat of heroes.

Twelve days they ravaged the ranks of the foemen.
Tens, though, can't harrow the hundreds forever;
That tide had to turn. Tiredly the thanes
Blocked two wild stormings and bled them to death.
The third had the drive of Thor's mighty hammer,
Roared at the walls and rose to spill over,
Winning the fort. But the foemen must pay.
Heroes were waiting them, hardy at killing,
Shaken no whit, though sure they were lost.
Ten lives for one was the tariff for entry;
And no man got credit. Crushed and split skulls,
Blasted off limbs and lathers of blood
Were the money they soughted and minted themselves --
Worth every ounce of the weregild they asked.

Of every eleven, though, one was a hero
Turned to a corpse there. Cornered and hopeless,
They strove while they yet stood, stabbing and throttling,
Meeting the bear's death, dying while fighting.
Chieftains of prowess, not chary of slaying,
Led and fell with them. Alone by the wall,
Travis, the red-maned, the truest of warriors,
Pierced through the pate and pouring out blood,
Kept death marking time, defied it until
His sword again sank, sucking blood from a foeman.
Content then, he ended. So also died Crockett,
Who shaved with a star and stamped to make earthquakes.
Kimball, the leader of loyal riders,
Bonham whose vow was valor's own hallmark.

Crazed by their losses, the conquerors offered
No truce to cadavers; the corpses were stabbed
In hopes that life's spark would be spared to afford them
Seconds on killing. Then some, taking count,
Bawled out that Bowie was balking them still;
Like weasels in warrens they wound through the fort,
Hunting the hero they hated the most.
Least of the lucky, at last some found him,
Fettered to bed by the fever and dying,
Burnt up and shrunken, a shred of himself.
Gladly they rushed him, but glee became panic.
Up from the grip of the grave, gripping weapons,
Gizzardsbane rose to wreak his last slaughter,
Killing, though killed. Conquered, he won.
In brief is the death lay of Bowie, the leader
Who laid down his life for his lord and ring giver,
Holding the doorway for Houston the Raven,
Pearl among princes, who paid in the sequel;
Never was vassal avenged with more slayings!

The teenage Sam Houston lit out for the territory. He traveled alone through hundreds of miles of wilderness, and was adopted by the Cherokee. Huston's tribal name was Colonneh, The Raven.

Myers describes the Sandbar Fight as a holmgang. That’s exactly right. A holm was a small island. Two men, or two groups of men, rowed to the island and settled their differences. The winners rowed back.

The Sandbar Fight was an American holmgang.
 
This was the best song about Ulfheonar's that I could think of off top of my brain. Sound ain't great live but has the lyrics. Vredesbyrd.[video=youtube;4YFp8w2haSU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YFp8w2haSU[/video]
 
Great stuff guys :thumbup: Thank you to everyone who has contributed to this thread. For me however, despite some great entries, there is only one winner! :)

Bargargalowwwwww!!!!!!!!

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Alternate cry:"Honey, I'm Home!! "






*not an entry, but I could not resist the fun! Great thread Jack, in so many ways!!:thumbup:

However, since Charlie insists that his stunning impression of a young Ernest Borgnine is not an entry, I will pick a winner by Random Number Generator tomorrow morning. Any new entries up to then will be included. Good luck Vikings! :)
 
I've been looking for this, I think it's out of Bede; re the Saxons:

They were admirably skilled in naval affairs, and by their long and continued piracies, had inured themselves so to the sea, that it might almost be said, they dreaded the land. They annoyed the coasts of Britain and France, even as far as Spain, to such a degree, that it was found necessary to guard the shores with officers and soldiers, appointed for this purpose, against any attempts they might make upon them, and these, for that reason, were called Counts of the Saxon shore. But notwithstanding this, by the help of their nimble fly-boats, called ciults, in English, keels or yawls, they contrived very frequently to plunder our coasts. When they put to sea in these boats there were as many pirates as rowers; they were all at the same time both masters and servants, all taught and learned in this their trade of robbing. In short, the Saxon was the most terrible enemy that could be engaged. If he took you unawares, he was gone in a moment; he despised opposition, and certainly worsted you, if you were not well provided. If he pursued, he undoubtedly caught you; if he flew, he always escaped. Shipwrecks, so far from frightening him, hardened him. These people did not only understand the dangers of the seas, but were intimately acquainted with them. If they were pursued in a tempest, it gave them an opportunity of escaping; if they were pursuing, it secured them from being discovered at a distance. They readily ventured their lives among waves and rocks, if there were any hopes of surprising their enemy.

So let's remember, if we tell Jack about going a-viking, we're teaching our grandmother to suck eggs.
 
I've been looking for this, I think it's out of Bede; re the Saxons:

They were admirably skilled in naval affairs, and by their long and continued piracies, had inured themselves so to the sea, that it might almost be said, they dreaded the land. They annoyed the coasts of Britain and France, even as far as Spain, to such a degree, that it was found necessary to guard the shores with officers and soldiers, appointed for this purpose, against any attempts they might make upon them, and these, for that reason, were called Counts of the Saxon shore. But notwithstanding this, by the help of their nimble fly-boats, called ciults, in English, keels or yawls, they contrived very frequently to plunder our coasts. When they put to sea in these boats there were as many pirates as rowers; they were all at the same time both masters and servants, all taught and learned in this their trade of robbing. In short, the Saxon was the most terrible enemy that could be engaged. If he took you unawares, he was gone in a moment; he despised opposition, and certainly worsted you, if you were not well provided. If he pursued, he undoubtedly caught you; if he flew, he always escaped. Shipwrecks, so far from frightening him, hardened him. These people did not only understand the dangers of the seas, but were intimately acquainted with them. If they were pursued in a tempest, it gave them an opportunity of escaping; if they were pursuing, it secured them from being discovered at a distance. They readily ventured their lives among waves and rocks, if there were any hopes of surprising their enemy.

So let's remember, if we tell Jack about going a-viking, we're teaching our grandmother to suck eggs.

I’ve always thought The Count of the Saxon Shore would make a great title for a historical novel.
 
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