Hinderers are dandy, and Sebenzas are fine
But beyond the horizon lies a folder devine.
Exquisite design and blade steel perfecto,
This folder surpasses
in flagrante delicto.
What is you say? Tell us kit and caboodle,
We want to be cool like The Great One: P-Noodle.
So here is the secret, it requires no tricks,
Buy this knife and like me youll get plenty of chicks.
From Kershaw it comes though youve heard of it not,
if you dont like this knife, when you pee you must squat.
If there is one knife to cherish, just one you must own,
Gather near, listen up, cause it called
Kershaw Drone.
Kershaw Drone: 2.75" 8Cr13MoV supersteel blade, space age glass-filled nylon scales, advanced flipper design using a genuine Asian spring, and bead blasted by Chinese artisans using modern technology to employ ancient craftsmanship passed down through the generations. Finely crafted diamond plate pattern on the scales harkens back to the bumpers of 18 wheelers that are the life blood of America's economic engine. And if you don't see Kate Upton when you look at that clip, you must not have a Y chromosome. So sought after and well regarded by blade aficionados that Kershaw was forced to discontinue production. And best of all, its one of the few knives ever to receive only 5 out of 10 on the Nutnfancy scale. Under $20 shipped online for this heirloom quality example of American design excellence.