Plan for self-defense situation - quickly drop my pants (confuse attacker), club aggressor with 10 lbs cargo shorts, run like small child, screaming and flailing arms to draw attention.
Rofl- Funniest thing I've seen all day!

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My current EDC (not including keys, carmex, wallet, and other "normal" crap...)
- Case Clip-Point Hunter fixed blade with 4" blade and orange G-10 scales
- Spyderco Byrd Cara-Cara with satin plain edge blade and G-10 scales
- Some advertising slipjoint with single, carbon steel blade
- Leatherman Core multitool
- Motorola Pebble phone with Verizon
- Sportsman's Lighter (refillable butane)
- Extra large handkerchief
- Cut down Bic pen on keyring
- P-38 can opener on keyring
- Surefire G-3 with standard P-90 bulb
- Rayovac Sportsman's Extreme 1 watt LED flashlight
- Energizer LED pen-light
I know that it seems like a lot to carry, but the way I have it set up, its easy and smooth to carry it all, and no-one even knows I'm carrying anything but the Rayovac light and the Byrd Cara-Cara when I have an untucked overshirt on (Carhartt jeans and a good leather belt help, too). Also, can you tell that I'm a believer in the "Two is one, and one is none" rule?

