ESEE survival panties, there uses!

What has been seen.......









cricketdave said:
Good evening everyone,

Well I received the very first pair of ESEE survival panties today in the mail from the shotgunners. I felt on this auspicious occasion that some photo's were called for.

So I donned my new survival panties, grabbed my favorite ESEE blades and headed out into the wilds.

First I gathered some wood to warm the cockles of my heart.
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That chore accomplished with ease due to my amazing use of the RTAK2 I built myself a fire using my ESEE fire kit and my rc-6.
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A few strikes of the blade and YES we have fire...much grunting in pure caveman fashion took place.
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All of this extreme survival work left me thirsty. Unfortunately the water in the creek needed to be filtered....hmmmm what to do? Being a very inventive fellow and having just watched "The Road" I knew that i could make a filter if only I had some cloth .........
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Ahhhhhhh very refreshing.
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With my strenuous testing accomplished I headed back to the mancave to consume a few cold ones.
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I hope that my demonstration of the many uses of these very nifty panties will inspire all of you to get your orders in soon!!! Your wives and girlfriends will thank you.

This has been a public service announcement.

take care
cricket
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Needs to be seen again! :D
 
So, this is my first foray into the ESEE area. I have been considering a hard use blade. I saw the thread title and thought, "oh, cool, custom sheath for ESEE." Um, wow, (looking for the silver lining) nice color of orange. If you fall off the boat you should be found pretty quickly. :eek::D
 
shotgunner11 said:
My dear, sweet grandma used to wear kilts....

But she called them skirts and there were flowers on hers.
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a kilt is a skirt, but it's NOT a dress :)

also, the TSA LOOOOOVES them.


Bladite
 
what really concerns me about this series of pictures is....what was he wearing when he uses the ESEE panties to filter water? because naked dude wearing several knives is just a bit on the wrong side of creepy.
 
This still makes me laugh. It will NEVER stop being funny. If you knew David you would know he has NO SHAME and he would do it again in a second. Perhaps that's why I REFUSE to order ESEE thongs....................................................................:eek::eek:
 
Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
This still makes me laugh. It will NEVER stop being funny. If you knew David you would know he has NO SHAME and he would do it again in a second. Perhaps that's why I REFUSE to order ESEE thongs....................................................................:eek::eek:
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If you do they need to come labeled like a claymore. FRONT TOWARD ENEMY.
 
OMG, i had to open this while drinking something..... Thanks for the cleaning up of the nostrils via soft-drink :D

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Still not sure if this is EPIC or way bad.... LOL
 
bwahahahahahaha *gasp* bwahahahahahahaha

Kamy just saw these pictures for the first time. She said "THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
 
of course not again -- still...
"this is the thread that will not end...
it goes on and on my friend..."
 
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