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And the thing to remember about my kilt......

$1 and I'll tell y.....
$2 and I'll show ya.....

$5 and you can find out for yourself.

How much to convince you and Psyop to wear pants? We could start passing the hat around now... I've got at least 70 or 80 cents in my couch.

That's what I'm thinking. Derek is out though. The squeals would give us away.

I was thinkin' the squeals would be calls. Like when you imitate a nubile doe to attract a rutting buck...

I'm not putting Derek pee on my boots to cover my scent, though. No matter how nice he asks this time :grumpy:
 
Man, this gathering is shaping up to be a doozy!

BTW, having had meat from a pig cooked on a hand-rotated spit, I can assure you it is a life changing experience!
 
... having had meat from a pig cooked on a hand-rotated spit, I can assure you it is a life changing experience!

Yeah, I got sick the last time I was at a pig roast from eating the meat. Some was burnt, some was done, and some was nearly raw. I think I ate some of the almost raw stuff but it looked done.
 
This is killing me! I'm not going to be able to make it due to actually having to earn money at a day job. I'll be in west Texas/southern New Mexico doing some "stuff" for six-ish weeks starting in early April. Sigh....maybe next time.
 
We could all peel up some stuff on the way and make some burgoo.

I'm not so certain. I've tried your "stuff."

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so long as cheesy grits are involved in one of the 2 meals, I'll be a happy camper.
 
I will eat pretty much anything that doesn't eat me first.

For those with more refined palates, I welcome suggestions for treats made by my lovely wife. She's batting 1.000 so far, so...
 
Guyon's nuts have become very popular since he whipped them out at the last gathering. He's pretty proud of them too.
 
Nobody that got a whiff of them could resist his nuts. If I had nuts like that I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of them.
 
Nobody that got a whiff of them could resist his nuts. If I had nuts like that I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of them.

I remember the first time I tried his nuts. He had been plying me with liquor. Ah, memories on Half Moon Ridge...
 
Yeah. I was standing in a group when he just walked up with that big grin and showed everybody his nut sack.
 
I got so caught up daydreaming about the tepid, slightly salty contents of Guyon's buttery sac that I forgot to mention that myself and the missus will be there as well! Also, I'm all about eating all the pig. Best idea ever.
 
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