Ever have a night like this?

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Anyone ever buy a knife from me and see all the tape? It's like Fort Knox!
When i tape, i don't know when to stop! It's like going in circles round and round and round! OCD sucks :(
 
Her: It's about time you grew up and start exposing yourself to things most people do.
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What she means is... "I want you to do things that my friends do...cuz they will NOT like you if they about your... um... knife thing..."

It is all part of the neutering process.

Low maintenance women do indeed exist, just keep up the search. She'll appear when you least expect it.
 
Whoa, Meg Ryan movie and talk about ridding the knives sounds like marriage preparation... also she may be thinking it's safer not to have knives within easy reach when the kids arrive.

If she thinks a knife collection is expensive, wait till you become a street racer. My wife thinks I care about my car more than I care about her and the kids. To me, it's not about one being more important than the other. It's like.... life isn't complete if you don't have your own interests and a woman. I can't understand why some women need 10 or more pairs of shoes and bags...or why my wife has a Coca Cola collection.

Try to reach a compromise like putting the knives in a glass display case. Then go have a marathon makeup sex. :)
 
kdstrick said:
What she means is... "I want you to do things that my friends do...cuz they will NOT like you if they about your... um... knife thing..."

It is all part of the neutering process.

Low maintenance women do indeed exist, just keep up the search. She'll appear when you least expect it.
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I refuse to be neutered! I'm kind of attached to them and like it that way!
 
I know how you feel.....but if you think women + knives is bad, try buying a dozen "stupid" electric guitars. :mad:
 
Guyon said:
I'll take 'em both then. :D
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You may be in luck soon :foot: My parent company (Holding Company who bought us out) is broke and restructuring their entire system. They are known for buying up competition, learning their systems, bleeding them dry then spinning them off or just shutting them down.
Like I said in a past post...if it happens.....everthing goes in one fell swoop!

Hope it doesn't happen!
 
PorcupineMtns66 said:
You may be in luck soon :foot: My parent company (Holding Company who bought us out) is broke and restructuring their entire system. They are known for buying up competition, learning their systems, bleeding them dry then spinning them off or just shutting them down.
Like I said in a past post...if it happens.....everthing goes in one fell swoop!

Hope it doesn't happen!
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Don't let Guyon have them all, I need some!
 
PorcupineMtns66 said:
going hiking in the morning and now that I look at it, that satin ABA doesn't match the others on that top shelf.
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Yah, I agree, the ABA doesn't fit, have fun on the hike. Man, you posted a thread just to tell us about going on a hike?
 
Cobalt said:
Yah, I agree, the ABA doesn't fit, have fun on the hike. Man, you posted a thread just to tell us about going on a hike?
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Well, it has been dead in here lately so I figured after "Her Meltdown" ,that i would share. 70 posts and over 900 views since Saturday night caught some interest!
 
Buy the GF the book by Dr Laura on the care and feeding of husbands. Key message: if you want to change a man, use honey. Such as Honey, if you put your knives away, you can take all of this chocolate sauce and whip cream and... I would't want your beautiful knife collection to get dirty...unhh... you get the idea.
 
I had one of those nights last night. :grumpy:


I'm a few years older than most of you... and last night I went to my favorite watering hole. At the other end of the bar was a pretty lady. I walked up to her and said...

"Where have you been all my life?"

Her response.....

"Well... for the first half of it I wasn't born yet!"

go figure.

old piglet
 
Mulder said:
I had one of those nights last night. :grumpy:


I'm a few years older than most of you... and last night I went to my favorite watering hole. At the other end of the bar was a pretty lady. I walked up to her and said...

"Where have you been all my life?"

Her response.....

"Well... for the first half of it I wasn't born yet!"

go figure.

old piglet
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Oh, Snap!! :eek:

But you'll have your revenge! Just think what she's missing. ;):thumbup:

old.....physics
 
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