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Anyone else notice how long it is taking VG to post his pic? I bet this one is going to be his best work yet.
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With the miracle of computer technology I have turned the negative picture of Waxes Eloquent into a positive -- and now it really looks scary.... I hesitate to post it and loose that image on an unsuspecting world.... I guess I'll email it to Waxes Eloquent and let him decide ... beware, ye unwary multitudes....

-Cougar Allen :{)
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This post is not merely the author's opinions; it is the trrrrrruth. This post is intended to cause dissension and unrest and upset people, and ultimately drive them mad. Please do not misinterpret my intentions in posting this.


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I know I've posted this before, but since some of you seem to enjoy nausea....

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OK, you asked for it-keep it off the dartboeards.

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OK, if you are nutty enough to want to see me just go down 2 more posts to Ryan's post and click on the link.Thanks Ryan.


Dave(VampireGerbil), how about a pic of you in nylons and Sifu?

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Dave
Wharton,NJ


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Lifter,

Click on FAQ Then click on UBB Code Guidelines. It should tell you everything you need to know.
 
Sorry Lifter, but Photopoint's wigging out at the moment.

Ryer's link oughta work as soon as Photopoint's back.

Sorry, but you'll have to keep waiting for "nightisifu.jpg"
Heh heh heh

Maniacally giggling,
IB VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
wow cool! the 'net ate my post! cybercensorship! netnanny! my pix was so ugly the internet itself took pity on y'all.....
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no, really. i posted a couple minutes ago, trying to help out Ryan and lifter with the UBB code (lifter: now i see where your cybername came from, great pic!), and i clicked submit and bye bye post!

well, gosh, too bad. and that was the last copy of my photo i had anywhere in cyberspace, too...guess i'll just hafta stay mysterious...

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silverwing
no relation to batgirl--all that lycra is too hot to wear here in so. cal., the mask keeps slipping, and besides, i think i have more knives than she does
 
OKAY! OKAY! I can take a hint!
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Both Cougar and VEEGEE sent me retouched photos of myself because they found the negative image disconcerting, nauseating, or both. Heh heh.

So, here's an even SCARIER pic of me, taken a while ago so my wife could make fun of me when she showed our photo album to people. Then I modified it and "lost" the original, but Coug and V.G. promptly modified it back.

Thanks Coug, thanks V.G.

Matt http://albums.photopoint.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=155974&a=1139950&p=14508219

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I guess I might as well post me again in case anyone's in need of a good pic to scare the kids to sleep with.

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(My 13 yearold daughter has really asked me to print that out to show some little snot that's been bothering her at school. Now I know what Doctor Frankentein's plaything felt like!)

TimmyTheChattyBowlMan - I'm sure that I speak for the rest of the crowd when I say, "Thank you, THANK you!! for sticking with it until your picture posted".
::::::passing bottle of Windex/bleach/isopropyl alcohol and a book of matches to TTCBW to clean the scanner glass:::::

Silverwing - Excuses! Excuses!!!
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By the way folks, have you noticed that for such a nice friendly group of people that some of us are kinda spookily lookin'?

Off to look up the word "lycra" in the dictionary, I reamin,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
Off to look up the word "lycra" in the dictionary, I reamin.....
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Ya know, I was gonna fix that typo, but it's so danged stupid, I'ma gonna leave it.

Wondering what happened to my NJ accent,
I R E M A I N,
VG
 
Keep your hands where I can see 'em, fellas, because here I am!

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Kindly refrain from attempting to sex me up, for my heart belongs to Kysa.

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"Hey Renfield, you gonna eat that last spider leg?"
 
Sorry VG, Renfield got so excited and confused by Lorena that he started calling himself 'Renfrew', don't ya know. He kept babbling about killing 'the monster' and stopped cleaning out the little droppings from your cage, gerbil. So they took him away to Maximum Security. You can have the spider legs.

Dr. Frankenstein has been asking where his toy went to. I'll tell him You've got it. I heard he Needs some more spare parts. Uh, oh! You better scurry VG, before he gets here.

And I already told you guys why I can't drop my knives and post a photo. That damn lizard is keeping me away from my photo album. Besides, if you think you guys are scary, just what do you think a 507 year old alchemist looks like. Trust me, you don't want to know.

I'm guessing SilverWing looks something like Medusa, and to look at her in her lycra (is that some new sports car I haven't seen yet?) would turn all of us guys into stone. We don't need That, do we?

Paracelsus
(from the Home for the Mentally Deranged or Merely Confused)

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