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Hoodoo

When you arrive at the fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

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Hoodoo! I've been looking for a new lab assistant. Looks like you just might have the experience I need. Maybe I can rediscover the elixer of eternal life with your expert help
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Paracelsus
 
Paracelsus,

I would be honored to be your lab rat. BTW, what is an elixer? Is it a molar or molal solution? Do you want that in an Erlenmeyer flask or a corn likker jug?
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Hoodoo

When you arrive at the fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
 
Hoodoo, you caught me. ElixIr. Typing too fast. I prefer the old quill pen, gives me more time to think. I used to be real good at spells, but then I learned they don't matter. Now, what do you want to know about Teeth? Also, I should warn you, volunteering for My studies could be hazardous to your health. Wish that Erlenmeyer guy had been around sooner, I could have used his intellect. Molal? I think these new fangled molecular terms of solubility miss the mark. Nobody has yet figured out how to measure the most important invisible element, Quintessence. I've been accused of being a drunk before, but that was only the imposters usurping my good name. What is 'likker jug'? Sounds mighty tasty and a bit erotic. See you in the lab, fellow scientist.
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Paracelsus (I think I am, so I am, right?)

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Hey,T4! I know you!You`re that dude that was on The X Files.........Fluke Man,right?

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Gordon
St.Louis,MO.
Imagine what we could do if we thought we could not fail

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Silverwing, about that Lycra....
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LOL!!!
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that one had me in chuckles for hours, lifter. but all the replies i came up with sounded like i was channeling Lorena,and i just won't let myself Go There
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and as for VG's "excuses, excuses..." hey, Vampie Girlfriend, not all of us are blessed with a .... STUNning.... figure like yours!

besides, i'm fairly positive that there's something written into the Indian Maiden Code that says it's a no-no for Real Indian Women to wear Lycra. i was talking to some of my galfriends at a powwow just around the time Disney's Pocahontas came out, and we all agreed that it was really obvious no one at Disney had ever SEEN a Real Indian Woman--honey, that poor Barbiehontas looks like she's been sniffin' smallpox blankets and is ready for the Great Beyond! no way she'd last even ten minutes in a full-regalia jingle dress dance! my entire dance outfit weighs more than she does. put buckskin on that dollgirl and she'd just crumble into a heap. now, what kind of woman is THAT?

so, no lycra for THIS injun gal. no sirree. i ain't fat, but lycra's for Professional Starvers who make $25,000 a day making us Real Women think there's something wrong with us cuz we don't look like that. (i have a great guy friend who likes to say, "not
even THEY look like that offcamera"...and he's right). Warning: Real Women, Dangerous Curves Ahead....

oh my. was i ranting again? i was, wasn't i. oops. sigh soorrrreeeee. i guess it's just that i never get to rant that particular rant around men, and it was just too too tempting...rant off...

ahem back on topic.........

TimmyTTT, friend, you're not housebroken if you're licking the scanner, darlin'. got a ways to go, yet, i'd say.
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that's ok, we all got growing to do...

oh, and of course i can't let this one from my esteemed elder friend Paracelsus go:

I'm guessing SilverWing looks something like Medusa, and to look at her in her lycra (is that some new sports car I haven't seen yet?) would turn all of us guys into stone. We don't need That, do we?
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hee hee...are you saying i'm having a Bad Hair Life?
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Medusa needed a hot oil treatment on her serpent-tresses REALLY BADLY. hot oil as in boil those suckers till then dropped off. but no, my hair's just standard-issue long brown, and i never have to feed it small caped rodents....!!
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seeing my pic would not turn anyone to stone, i promise.
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reading through the posts above, i feel another pet peeve of mine coming on, so please humour me for a few: why does everyone always APOLOGISE for how they look? you'd think y'all had taken Ugly Pills the way you talk about yourselves, and then i look at your photos, and heck, no one breaks my monitor screen, here....

(well, okay, i saw a small crack start in the far upper corner when Lorena's pic came up, and it got a bit bigger with ol' TimTTT scrolling by....
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maybe i'm just surprised to hear guys doing it, that's all. i'm used to hearing women talk about how un-pretty they are, and this from women i think are quite lovely. maybe i'm just weird, but there's very few folks i think of as "ugly" or not attractive in some way...we each have our charms, our good points and our bad. example: there's one gal at work who has an absolutely horrible case of severe acne, the "disfiguring" kind. to just glance at her, you'd glance away...but if you take a closer look, you'd realize Someone has compensated this lady with the most beautiful eyes and smile you've ever seen. if all you see is the acne, you'd miss a thing of true beauty...

so don't apologise for how you look, folks. a Great Artist painted you that way (God, Nature, evolution, whatever the heck you believe in), and Great Artists just don't make that many mistakes, know what i mean
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heck, even Lorena looks OK...for a transgender transpecies person. (lighten up on the eyeliner, though, 'kay, girlfriend? and make a hair appointment, like, NOW)

y'all look just fine to me, except for one thing: you don't have enough KNIVES in your pictures!!!
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okay, i'm done now. thanks for listening, er, reading.

silverwing
 
Paracelsus,

He| |! The jokes on both of us!
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I was having a hard enough time just trying to remember how to spell your handle, let alone elixir.

Did I get likker right? Or is it likkir?
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Hoodoo

When you arrive at the fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
 
SilverWing,

Really, I didn't mean to imply that you were Ugly (aesthetically displeasing), or that you looked like you had snakes in your hair; all I Really meant to say was that I thought You had Magic Powers! I think All of us here would agree with that!
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Hoodoo,

Glad you volunteered. I prefer likker. It just stimulates my imagination a Little more. Now, how Much can you take? Guess we'll just have to find out later. I can see that you're resting now. By the way, I did take that fork that Yogi Bear was always talking about, but I still haven't found anything to Eat around here. Where is the Picanic anyway, Booboo?

Still hungry,

I remain, Paracelsus

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all I Really meant to say was that I thought You had Magic Powers! I think All of us here would agree with that!
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awwwww, shucks....(shuffles feet in dirt)...

Paracelsus, you are good for a gal's ego. you guys are so nice to me, i just guess i worry that my in-person, ah, persona, can't live up to what y'all say about me! just ask Carl, in person i'm REALLY irritating to live with
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but he puts up with me, swell guy that he is...

but thank you for the lovely compliment. i'll bask on (in?) that for days!
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silverwing
 
Silverwing,
was just teasing about the lycra.
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And my pic has eneded up on a dartboard or two.

But let's talk about one of those little buckskin minidresses they used to wear in old cowboy propoganda westerns.
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Just dont let VG get ahold of it to try it on!

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Dave
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