Eyebrow raising names in knife industry

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A name like Surgical Felony does not make a good impression in a criminal case.

 

[SimplyMinded]

Nobody beats those knife TV guys for dumb.
"It's the MAGGOTCRAWLER BOOOOOEEEEEY"

 

[MessieurRick]

I think this fits the category - across the pond, our English cousins are currently experiencing a surge in knife - related crimes. Apparently, these often involve something called a "Zombie knife". What, pray tell, is a "Zombie Knife"?

 

[mauser9]

Certainly to get one's attention for models like Hoodlum or Zombie killer. Attracts my attention even if just to look.

 

[Hashishiin]

I think this fits the category - across the pond, our English cousins are currently experiencing a surge in knife - related crimes. Apparently, these often involve something called a "Zombie knife". What, pray tell, is a "Zombie Knife"?

A knife with violent, zombie related messaging on it, also something about the blade having holes and serrations, it's a wild definition over there. You should see the amount of very random, banned weapons.

 

[Synov]

I think this fits the category - across the pond, our English cousins are currently experiencing a surge in knife - related crimes. Apparently, these often involve something called a "Zombie knife". What, pray tell, is a "Zombie Knife"?

It's the UK version of the hysteria over "assault" rifles, except even dumber. As if bright colors and other gas station stylings make the knife more dangerous.

 

[jux t]

As if bright colors and other gas station stylings make the knife more dangerous.

You leave my custom Emerson out of this

 

[MessieurRick]

It's the UK version of the hysteria over "assault" rifles, except even dumber. As if bright colors and other gas station stylings make the knife more dangerous.

The people who push these agendas aren't, if you'll pardon a really bad pun (for this forum) the sharpest knives in the drawer. Now I'm probably pushing "current events" in the wrong place, so I'll leave it at that.

 

[TC]

Criminal courts and juries are the reason Andrew Vachss' longtime protagonist Burke named his killer dog "Pansy." He explains it early on in the series.