Favorite Quotes from non-knife people.

[Grampa]

Them: (Some version of) "Why do you have a weapon? Are you going to stab/kill/murder someone?"

Me: (Looking worriedly at the speaker) "You know, you really need to see a psychologist for this fixation on violence/murder/hurting people you have."

 

[TSilant]

I wouldn't want to risk it coming open in my sleep and cutting me. That would be a hospital trip.

Yes, but then,
Doctor: "So, how did you cut yourself? "
You: Well, my knife came open in my sleep and slashed me. "
Doctor: ""
You: ""

 

[B.F.U]

Yes, but then,
Doctor: "So, how did you cut yourself? "
You: Well, my knife came open in my sleep and slashed me. "
Doctor: ""
You: ""

I slept with mine on one night that I slept in my truck in the city. Granted,I was fully clothed.

 

[msass74]

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