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Hmmmm, one of the small ones from the looks of it. I hope someone sprinkled some calcium powder on that child beforehand.
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Floaty Frog Update
- Thread starter Josh Feltman
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i did think it was contemplating his lunch, frogs are fairly one track minds, with a simple program:
5 rem smallish item subroutine for frog program by jehovah
10 if gosub(it_will_fit_in_your_mouth) then goto 20 else goto 40
20 if call(it_moves) then gosub(eat_it) else goto 60
30 return rem: return to eyeball module
40 if call(it_moves) and NOT call(is_it_vaguely_a_female_frog) then gosub(run_away) else goto 60
50 return
60 if call(is_it_vaguely_a_female_frog) gosub(SEX!) else gosub(ignore_it)
70 return
5 rem smallish item subroutine for frog program by jehovah
10 if gosub(it_will_fit_in_your_mouth) then goto 20 else goto 40
20 if call(it_moves) then gosub(eat_it) else goto 60
30 return rem: return to eyeball module
40 if call(it_moves) and NOT call(is_it_vaguely_a_female_frog) then gosub(run_away) else goto 60
50 return
60 if call(is_it_vaguely_a_female_frog) gosub(SEX!) else gosub(ignore_it)
70 return