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I forgive you.
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First thing, Woodrow, sit down and brace yourself. The missing peanut may not be your carelessness. Did you hear anything suspicious in the night?
Unconfirmed rumors have reached The Cult Of The Peanut headquarters that the Cult Of The Texas jack, led by the infamous Captain Rsmith_77, have begun a guerrilla operation against the Cult Of the Peanut. Kidnappings are a beginning of the war. Again, these rumors have not been confirmed, but all peanuts have been advised to travel in packs. Operation Piraña, the counter offensive, is in it's planning stages for now, so caution is advised. Further bulletins will be issued as reports from the field are examined.
Carl, Grand High Muckba (ret).
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Good luck in your search! In my experience, the best way to get a missing tool to show back up is to buy its replacement:thumbup:
The grandmother sounds like a prime suspect to me. Do you trust her? Does she have police record? Lie detector might be a good idea.![]()
Sometimes the most promising suspect is the one closest to the victim. Maybe she's been paid off by the infamous Captain Rsmith_77, and is a spy for the "other" cult.
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Good luck in your search! In my experience, the best way to get a missing tool to show back up is to buy its replacement:thumbup:

Mwuahahahahahha
*rubs ands in an evil overlord manner*
I lost several hundred all at once....it does leave a mark on ya.