Forgive me.

First thing, Woodrow, sit down and brace yourself. The missing peanut may not be your carelessness. Did you hear anything suspicious in the night?

Unconfirmed rumors have reached The Cult Of The Peanut headquarters that the Cult Of The Texas jack, led by the infamous Captain Rsmith_77, have begun a guerrilla operation against the Cult Of the Peanut. Kidnappings are a beginning of the war. Again, these rumors have not been confirmed, but all peanuts have been advised to travel in packs. Operation Piraña, the counter offensive, is in it's planning stages for now, so caution is advised. Further bulletins will be issued as reports from the field are examined.

Carl, Grand High Muckba (ret).






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Brother Jackknife I believe we all must be involved in this operation Pirana. To Woodrow, I believe this may be the perfect opportunity to invest in a brand new knife :D Sadness for losing knife though:( An upscale nut may be in order :D
 
Good luck in your search! In my experience, the best way to get a missing tool to show back up is to buy its replacement:thumbup:

Excellent point..... thanks to a swell fella here, I have been offered a replacement. More to come about this exciting development.
 
The grandmother sounds like a prime suspect to me. Do you trust her? Does she have police record? Lie detector might be a good idea.:D
 
The grandmother sounds like a prime suspect to me. Do you trust her? Does she have police record? Lie detector might be a good idea.:D

Sometimes the most promising suspect is the one closest to the victim. Maybe she's been paid off by the infamous Captain Rsmith_77, and is a spy for the "other" cult.:eek:


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I hate the feeling of loss and I feel your pain, been there more than once.

On a side note though this thread has become very intense with both factions having a say. I would be very interested to see whether this escalates:)

Looking forward to seeing the "replacement".

Chris
 
Sometimes the most promising suspect is the one closest to the victim. Maybe she's been paid off by the infamous Captain Rsmith_77, and is a spy for the "other" cult.:eek:


:D:D

Just remember you were still the grand high muckbah when my buck 309 went missing and went for a swim with the fishes (ie got put through the washing maxhine). Don't think I didn't realize that was a message after starting the cult of the Texas jack :)

PS
Score! I got promoted to captain!
 
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Good luck in your search! In my experience, the best way to get a missing tool to show back up is to buy its replacement:thumbup:

This is most certainly true. The missing item will become jealous and soon reappear in a loacation you have looked previously.
 
I can relate to your "humbling" experience. It's been a while, but within 2 years I lost 2 knives with values totaling over $500. It hurt like you can't believe, but did help put things into persepective.

I more recently misplaced a $500 William Henry knife, and since realizing that my things no longer owned me, I put it off to bad luck, and wished a good life for it and whoever found it, with very little pain, on my part. I found the knife again, about a month later, and was that much more joyful to receive it, as a gift.

Since then, I've not lost any knives, but have given away about a dozen. I've also gotten much more particular about how, where, when, and what I carry.
 
IF MEMORY SERVES, I have lost one knife in my lifetime. I bought one of A.G.'s first ACIES folders, the big one, and two weeks later it was gone from my right rear Wrangler's pocket. I was not a happy camper believe me. I will never EVER carry a knife using those damned clips again.
 
let's all get along :)



I read something in a story once (was it in Tom Sawyer?) That to find a lost marble, you take another marble, tell it to find its brother, and toss it into the air. Watch where it falls, and the lost one will be nearby. :D

My experience has been that it will show up once you buy a replacement.
 
Mwuahahahahahha
*rubs ands in an evil overlord manner*

(I'm seeing you holding the tip of your pinkie finger to the corner of your mouth and letting out a maniacal laugh)...

Peanuts rule! Long live the mighty Peanut!
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When men reach a certain age and misplace something,try looking in the fridge behind the butter.:) Hope it turns up.
 
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