OK, I'll own up to that "scholar" bit, but don't be spreading any rumors about being a gentleman....
I got your knife in trade quickly and appreciate the deal. I would be happy to do a deal with you again anytime...
ANd a week to deliver a first class package? That has become the norm when six months ago it was 3 days. Your knife came insured and I needed to sign for it... my carrier just stuck the note in the box without bothering to come to the door.
Ah well, they are cheap.