ATTN: ALL ABOVE, I am sent as you advisor, mentor, and FRIEND to end your suffering. You like so many lost souls will never really be free, until you release,all blades that bind you. Getting to the point , I must ask you to serrate yourself from those who have cut into your soul for such a fixed time. Cutting to the chase, it is time to fold up your little "custom shop" you call your collection and respond with open arms of all kinds and rebuke those who only seek to steel you damass. Send all your traders, your slip locks, your flippers and those who have switched sides so many times, TODAY without fail to : RB BLACK, saver of the lost, 8003 Prestwick Lane, Stanley NC , 28164. You can not stand alone, only my loving and protecting sheath, has a chance. Oh !, Many doubters they will be, for those poor souls we offer a less sticky program. For the first time, and we can not say how long this will last, nor can we gauge the thickness or hardness of your situation, you can send one D2demon blade weekly , for at least 19.99 weeks, or until you are deemed saved*. Hurry folks, I am currently very busy, teaching Phil Robertson that loving God and Family is a bad thing and will soon be working with Daisy Air Rifles, awarding them on the "Ellen" show for naming their company after such a wonderful and delicate smelling flower, the baby Daisy.
* ( weekly saving is subject to lockback at any time. No saving will occur unless entire collection, yes the butterflies, the nail clippers, the cigar cutters, the bottle openers, the lanyards, the beads, those associated with knives, the pouches, the carry all, the rolling leather, the rolling p leather, Blade Mags, Knife Mags, and all Case-xx, **** forget the case-xx,even i can't save anyone who has 100 of the same looking knife, and all sticks within 25 yards of the home, pizza and butter knives are excluded, unless they are unwashed, hell, I can't do all this saving and weigh 265 without food. seller, all ebayers,buyers, and all site monitors, are subjuest to a limited 88.13% saving, no one saved on weekly plan less that 19.99 weeks. ) ****** ( unless otherwise noted ) *********( thanks and happy shipping, ok to leave at front door, TANTO, assistant to the Lone Ranger. Who is currently working under the cover of Benchmade, until they run him into the ground, Poor Ranger he was a hell of a friend, R.I.P.
Cheyeene,( That was his horses name? ) .................................................