Gerber has Bear Grylls, we have?

555 said:
:D

And not to be a Negative Nancy in this thread and having a blast doing it. :D

Let's not forget Tom Selleck has a Rosie O past that could come back to haunt him. :eek: :D
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Tom selleck used to be a fat lesbian??
 
Mike Rowe would be perfect, and he could show how hard Beckers work on national TV! And being an Eagle Scout, he could help with all the idiot adult leaders in Boy Scouts that think fixed blade knives are weapons/illegal/too dangerous/more dangerous than any other knife/to militaristic/only for killing or any of the other negative things people think about them.

Yes I have bigger ideas than talking about who would be a good spokesperson for the Becker line, but if your involved in Scouting, especially Boy Scouts, then you know what I mean.
 
It's all right in front everyone....

We don't need no stinking' flea bitten bear.....

We got a Moose.....

While I don't know the man, from what I read that he has written....he is nowhere close to the dumb ass that Bear is/was....

They have Bear Grylls (sp) ... We have Moose Tracks....

Doc ...
 
Bobthemotorcycle said:
Now here is another fact. I like Becker Ka-Bars and I like beautiful women in bathing suits and tight shorts and I feel it is the duty of every producer of a great American product to promote their product with a calendar of hot girls holding their product.
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I like this!:thumbup:
 
Doc_Savage said:
It's all right in front everyone....

We don't need no stinking' flea bitten bear.....

We got a Moose.....

While I don't know the man, from what I read that he has written....he is nowhere close to the dumb ass that Bear is/was....

They have Bear Grylls (sp) ... We have Moose Tracks....

Doc ...
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:D

We have Ice Cream? :confused:

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Bobthemotorcycle said:
Ok, let’s start over here, my goodness we have Stallone being a secret poster and Tom Sellec is now a fat lesbian.

OK, fact is SOG needs somebody to promote their knives because they are not that great of knife. Fact is Becker Ka-Bars are a quality tool that can sell itself and is in no need of a movie star to promote its product.

Now here is another fact. I like Becker Ka-Bars and I like beautiful women in bathing suits and tight shorts and I feel it is the duty of every producer of a great American product to promote their product with a calendar of hot girls holding their product.

We now must turn our attention to finding those 12 girls for the first year calendar and let it be known right now that if they will only do it if I will sleep with them then I am willing to go the extra mile and do what is needed. I am also willing to help with word robe and lighting and applying body oil so they will look good.

My first suggestion is Linda O’Neal for the month June which is my birthday.
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to have the next Beckerhead outing at Hooters, take pictures of the event, saving a ton of money paying for Super Models? :D
 
555 said:
Wouldn't it be cheaper to have the next Beckerhead outing at Hooters, take pictures of the event, saving a ton of money paying for Super Models? :D
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Cheaper maybe. Obviously you've never had E's cooking or Mrs. Trade's breakfast though.
 
What about Samuel L. Jackson?? Bk77..when you absolutely, positively have to kill every motor scooter in the room...except NO substitutes:D
 
Delete this, computer screwed up and double clicked.
 
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Come on guys, no love for Ron Swanson?

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Mike Rowe really would be the perfect candidate I think. The only drawback is that while he probably has tons of woods experience from scouting and just being rad, people don't see him as that. They just see the 'poop guy' or 'fish gut farmer dude' or whatever gross stuff he did, not as a woodsman. But there are a lot of great opportunities for great lines and the ads themselves could help highlight his experience in bushcraft (assuming he has some).

"Do you want to buy a fancy paper weight or a serious, American made tool that gets it done? Beckers will take care of any 'dirty job' (OMG he said it) you throw at them, and I should know!"(Cue mud splashing on him or something, then he resumes batoning with his BK9).
 
Don't sell yourselves short. Gerber has got one guy. We've got a legion of beckerheads...and we are many. We've got soldiers, fathers, sons, and wild animals. We span countries and continents. No one can stop us. With our biscuits, diesel weasels, and lady cap'ns we have carved, battened, and chopped our place in this earth. Hold your machaxen and weird beards high chaps. You've earned it.:thumbup:
 
RogueBowie said:
Mike Rowe really would be the perfect candidate I think. The only drawback is that while he probably has tons of woods experience from scouting and just being rad, people don't see him as that. They just see the 'poop guy' or 'fish gut farmer dude' or whatever gross stuff he did, not as a woodsman. But there are a lot of great opportunities for great lines and the ads themselves could help highlight his experience in bushcraft (assuming he has some).

"Do you want to buy a fancy paper weight or a serious, American made tool that gets it done? Beckers will take care of any 'dirty job' (OMG he said it) you throw at them, and I should know!"(Cue mud splashing on him or something, then he resumes batoning with his BK9).
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I kinda see where you're coming from on the close association with fish guts etc. But I don't think it would be that much of a problem. Doesn't he do adds for Ford now?
Anyway, who knows maybe he could do a new show where he follows some bushcrafter, hillbilly, or wilderness survival expert out into the boonies and gets it done or not. Could be great!!!
 
I would like to see Becker represented by Danny Davito as he appears in it's always sunny.
 
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