Getting Divorced what knife to buy to celebrate

[Roy]

Hey all,

I am finally getting free of my cursed life and wish to buy a new blade in celebration. My question to you fellow knifenuts is what to buy to celebrate this momentous occasion. What do y'all suggest?

 

[mrd74]

Go for the William Henry Icon.

 

[Keith Montgomery]

Don't know Roy. It sounds like this is a very happy occasion so may I suggest a nice custom knife. Tell us what kind of knife you like and I am sure that you will get lots of suggestions.

 

[stjames]

Right now you can actually buy Freedom!

 

[Climber]

Boy, Roy...
There Be But One Choice
You just MUST get a Busse Battle Mistress !!!
You can beat 'er, use 'er, & beat ON 'er, and she will just smile with that big ol' edgy smile, and keep comin' back for more!
She's faithful, dependable, will NEVER let ya down;
She's always ready for action, or anything else you might need a Mistress to do;
And no matter what you do to her,
she will respect you in the morning...
She's never jealous if you're with another blade, cuz she knows you'll reach for her when the big jobs gotta get done.

You don't have high maintenance costs, either!
Just one quick price for the Ultimate Quality, & you never have to pay another cent...
You can bathe her if you want to, she doesn't mind the oil baths. But she can go for weeks without any, & you still don't mind being around her. She never complains for being around you, & never complains if there's a lot of work to do. She can build you a shelter lickety-split, or a nice warm fire in the woods, or in your fireplace.
So, ultimately, she's priceless!
What are you waitin' for? Final papers? Ha!
Nuclear Powered,
C L

 

[Roy]

I like the idea and description for the Busse....Hmmm might have to try one on for size.

 

[Climber]

You WON'T be dissappointed !!
(She doesn't KNOW that word... Satisfaction, yes, disa~ Who?)

Nuclear Powered
C L

 

[Gollnick]

The Battle Mistress is an excellent suggestion under the circumstances.

Consider, also, the Microtech Nemesis. It has that certain style that speaks about cutting off a relationship, don't you think?

But, myself, I think you should celebrate your new freedom with a something that says, "bad boy on the prowl..." maybe a Microtech Tachyon.

 

[Melvin-Purvis]

...but I'm just having a hard time visualizing you as a "bad boy on the prowl.."

 

[USAFSP]

Hey partner,

welcome to the other side Go get yourself an 18 year old girlfriend, a sports car, and an EMERSON!!!

 

[GigOne]

None of the posts above have given you the proper direction !

You need to pick up a Mayo TNT. . .or a DDR EDC. . .or a Carson Model 4 !

IMMEDIATELY !

 

[ravenQ8]

The important thing is you can have a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g you want. Isn't it a good feeling?

 

[Warriorsociologist]

Chris Reeve Large Sebenza ...or...a Project II would be ok too . If neither of those are to your liking...a custom Buck 110 from Pete's would be a great addition (esp. with stag handles)

 

[Roy]

Originally posted by ravenQ8
The important thing is you can have a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g you want. Isn't it a good feeling?

Actually, YES it truly is.

USAFSP,
I am already working on it.

Thanks for the tips keep, em coming.

 

[chisel]

go with a Custom... Mayo TNT,DDR EDC,or a Carson Model 4 or what ever else he makes... you wont be dissapointed... All Great knives from Great makers...
i hope everything works out with your new start on life! good luck

 

[Hoosierdaddy]

I can't think of an appropriate knife at the moment. So I thought of something you can tell your friends. You did get the friends in the divorce didn't you?

Why does divorce cost so much?

Because it's WORTH it !

O.K. one more quick one...

Do you know what that useless amount of skin around a womens p*#@y is called?
The women!

Hope you find these funny!
P.S. don't get yourself an eighteen year old... get three eighteen year olds!!!

 

[Gollnick]

...but I'm just having a hard time visualizing you as a "bad boy on the prowl.."

Is it the tie?

 

[anthony cheeseboro]

You ought to post the name of the lawyer who has allowed you get out of your marriage with enough money to go knife shopping! I believe knifenuts of both genders might want to know that persons' name. I recommend a small Andre De Villiers like the one advertised at www.knifeart.com for $350.

 

[ravenQ8]

You guys are doing it to me again. I found Busse on the web but their price for the Battle Mistress E is $347. If it won't break any forum rules can anyone direct me to a cheaper source? And which way to go, the original or the E?

 

[Tightwad]

Sorry fella's, being happily married for 36 years I don't find the
death of yet another family to be a reason to celibrate. I know there
are reasons for this to happen just never found it to be worth celibrating.

Our society is really tough on marriage anymore............