Giveaway from meako (master of mischievous merriment and mirth)

Wonderful, now I've got the Irish Rovers on the brain.

I wish you the best and a short recovery. I'm tempted to say the words to be entered in the boobie prize pool but not yet. I may yet come up with something creative. Or at least slightly humerous.
 
WA Martin said:
Wonderful, now I've got the Irish Rovers on the brain.

I wish you the best and a short recovery. I'm tempted to say the words to be entered in the boobie prize pool but not yet. I may yet come up with something creative. Or at least slightly humerous.
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go yer hardest.(t be sure)
 
Good to see everyone entering the spirit.Its fun.
Sorry Fes that's more of an Icelandic saga than a limerick so I'll have to disqualify you -especially after the wallabies utterly PP performance last night.
Went for a hike over Mt Nebo nr Wollongong saw heaps of Rusa and then OMG the big fella.He just stood there looking piqued that hed been disturbed on the job and sauntered off.This was walking with the kids making noise and not even trying to be quiet. So anyway the leg is on the mend.Only joking about the disqualification.I think you invented the dopplelimerick.
cheers
 
meako said:
Good to see everyone entering the spirit.Its fun.
Sorry Fes that's more of an Icelandic saga than a limerick so I'll have to disqualify you -especially after the wallabies utterly PP performance last night.
Went for a hike over Mt Nebo nr Wollongong saw heaps of Rusa and then OMG the big fella.He just stood there looking piqued that hed been disturbed on the job and sauntered off.This was walking with the kids making noise and not even trying to be quiet. So anyway the leg is on the mend.Only joking about the disqualification.I think you invented the dopplelimerick.
cheers
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HAhaaaa !! Excellent on all fronts mate! ..... FES
 
My story in five lines:

There once was a boy who was gifted a SAK
He thought that with this knife he wouldn’t lack
Then one day he found bladeforums
And realized his crop would never quorum
So now he lurks searching for a knife to pick up the slack
 
Just been moving a sofa into the back of my mate's SUV, which I'm hoping hasn't put my back out (I'll know later or tomorrow).

There was an old feller named Jack,
Who might have just injured his back,
He hopes it’s not so,
But the sofa had to go,
And he wished his mate owned a roof-rack.
 
There once was a knife man named Meako

Laid up in a gurney quite sicko.

But with many a friend

He was soon on the mend,

The Spaniards would say, "Es muy rico."


Great fun. Thanks for the contest.

Andrew
 
Me Meako did fall from his steed
To docs they did take him with speed
Its simple what's wrong
And he won't be hurt long
It's that fish on his head he don't need

Get Well Soon
 
So I looked at my good bunch of knives
It's so mad what we do in our lives
I shan't buy one more
Since I must be a bore
And I tried - but it just gave me hives

Thanks, Meako. I relish the challenge of waxing poetic (however feebly).
 
There once was a man form South Wales
Whose penchant was telling tall tales
In his fibs he was caught
All his protests - for naught
Took the wind justly out of his sails
 
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The fish brings about a dichotomy,
Should we hazard a partial lobotomy.
Cut the fish or his head ?
Or cut both, instead,
to preserve both the patients' autonomy.
 
We join together to worship the blade
Dressed in fancy pants, our opinions can differ
One rule stands out as king of the land
If you play around here
Your wallet will not mend

Thanks for the chance, this thread is a lot of fun :)
 
I received a free knife from a stranger.
I said to myself, "What a guy!"
Now that guy is my friend,
but my wife did offend,
and she said, "Hey, you'll put out your eye!"

Not true, but it rhymed. She always wonders at the generosity of this place.
 
I brought a knife to a friend of mine
He wanted me to make a rhyme
I was trying and I just failed
So I went back home and tried once more
But I didn´t get a line to adore
Back to the store I ran
and the same problem began...

(Stupid and bad grammar, but since english is not my mother tongue :p )

... not an entry, my friend but thanks for the chance
 
There once was a young nudist maid
Who wanted to sit in the shade
She found that tall grass
Would tickle her ass, so
She called out for a grass-cutting blade

:D I hope that my bush knife stays sharper than my poetry :confused:

Faiaoga

Meako seems to be unaware of more than one comedy group from New Zealand - he can search for The Laughing Samoans
 
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Inspired by what has come before:

My knives, they now cover the floor!!
My wife pulls her hair;"Not one more!"
But dear, what is life,
without a "new" knife?
I will get just ONE MORE, I implore!!

The form of a limerick is delightful to the ear, and easy to construct! No wonder it is so popular AND addictive!
 
Faiaoga said:
There once was a young nudist maid
Who wanted to sit in the shade
She found that tall grass
Would tickle her ass, so
She called out for a grass-cutting blade

:D I hope that my bush knife stays sharper than my poetry :confused:

Faiaoga

Meako seems to be unaware of more than one comedy group from New Zealand - he can search for The Laughing Samoans
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will do Faiaoga-thanks. Actually I do remember another INZID comedian who is absolutely huge in Aus -John Clarke aka Clarke and Dawe- aka Fred Dagg(anyone game to admit they remember him?) Check out Clarke and Dawe for their "politician/rich guy interviews" .
 
Hey I grew up listening to Fred Dagg!....to bad he went to the dark side(The Green and Gold side that is),...BTW meako there is three of us,

Kris,.
 
Gents,
Some limericks are known to be crass
They have words we don't mention, like "ass".
Lets keep the words clean
Then the limericks will remain
Otherwise, this thread will not pass

Not an entry.
 
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